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Viral Shah
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Hey.....Sohini......don't u think........shruti is not replying in this thread since u have come...........today.......hey shruti.....where are u? see we are not pulling any one's leg yaar....come on.......otherwise we'll start pulling ur leg........kya sohini......kya kehte ho.......???
From India, Mumbai
sohini basu roy
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ha yaar....hum bhi wahi soch rahe the....kaha gayi woh....come dear sindhu..... we r missing you..... come...
waise viral shayed aj usse kuch kaam par gaya.....she will loggin as soon as she finishes off with her work .dont worry.........but mst say we missing you :)

From India, New Delhi
Viral Shah
11

nahi......re.....she has already logged in........and have posted one message here just before u came..............after that she has left the thread.......otherwise she is here............
From India, Mumbai
Viral Shah
11

arre baba.....hum ka nahi re........humara.........and one more thing ..........aaj kuchh jyaada hi formal ho gaye ho.....aap.......no leg pulling kisi ki.........kyoun...........kuchh khaas baat hai???
From India, Mumbai
sohini basu roy
65

hahhaaaa.:) :D....humour section may serious talk chahiye....r a yaar.....aaise maat bol.....chot lagta hay.........we all r looking for sm refreshment...nothng other than that.....
From India, New Delhi
Viral Shah
11

jane do jane do....anurag ko...becharye naye hai.........aur akele bhi......sabhi log viral jaise nahi hote......bax do sohini bax do.........
From India, Mumbai
V. VENU
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Thank you Sohini for your invitation ! Mein dekhkar hee bahut kush hoon yaar !! Viral aur Tum ek doosre ki taang ek dum mast kheench rahe ho !! Jaari rakho ! Have nice FUN .... ENJOY !!
Aaj lagtha hai ke Sohini ... bahut fursat mein hai ... roz roz toh aap kabhi youn multiple posting karte hue nahi dikhai di !

From India, Hyderabad
sohini basu roy
65

haan.....u r rite... venuji.aj thoda time mila hay....:) waise i thnk thoda time nikalke aagar citehr frnds say baat kar leti hu to ....mood akdom jhakkas ho jata hay.....infact jitna bhi mood kharap ho yah tired ho......baas....aaj baht aacha lag raha hay ki am getting time to thnk and talk to all my frnds....:)
From India, New Delhi
Ram Niraula
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A secretary was leaving the office one Friday evening when she encountered Mr. Jones, the Human Resources manager, standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said Mr. Jones, "this is important, and my secretary has already left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the secreatry. She turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said Mr. Jones as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."

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Two employees for the gas company were at a house call. The younger man said to the older one, "Geez, you're old!"

"Yeah, that may be so, but I can still outrun you," replied the older employee.

"How about a foot race to see if your'e right," said the younger employee.

With that they start running at full speed around that block. The older man kept up with the younger man around the first corner, the second corner, the third corner. As they come up on the last corner, the younger man sees an eldery woman running as fast as her legs could carry her. Puzzled by this, they both stop ask her why she was running behind them. The old woman caught her breath and said, "Well, you were at my home checking my gas meter, and when I saw you running away, I figured I'd better run too!"

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A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."

The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?"

The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."

The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"

A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the circus cafeteria, sits with other workers, and begins complaining about his work.

"It's just terrible work, walking behind those huge beasts and first dodging, then shoveling aside the dung they produce. My arms are tired, my shoes and pants are a mess, and I'll have to shower before I return home, because of the stink."

His friends at work agree: "Why don't you just quit this miserable job and find something more rewarding to do. You have to have some skills and talents that you can put to use somewhere else."

He looks at them, stunned: "You know, you're probably right, but I just can't give up the glamour of show business!"

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A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy.

"It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million."

"Fabulous," says the guy by the pool.

"There's just one catch," his partner warns.

"What's the catch?"

"We have to put up ten thousand in cash".

Stammerer: "I hea..hea... heard tha...that you can hel...hel...help me".

Speech therapist: "Yes, sure. Ease yourself in the chair, look straight in my eyes, and count slowly till ten".

Stammerer: "O...one, t...two, th...th...three, ..... eight, nine, ten. It's wonderful, I don't stammer anymore!"

Speech therapist: "My fee is 300 dollar."

Stammerer: "H...h...how mu...mu...much?!"

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Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit.

Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and said, "There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a week to take your suit."

After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor's son wearing trousers made of the same cloth. Perplexed, he asked, "Just how could you make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could not make a suit only?"

"It's very simple," replied the tailor, "The other tailor has two sons."

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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?"

Andy says, "I would switch the points for one of the trains."

"What if the lever broke?" asked the inspector.

"Then I'd dash down out of the signal box," said Andy, "and I'd use the manual lever over there."

"What if that had been struck by lightning?"

"Then," Andy continues, "I'd run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box."

"What if the phone was engaged?"

"Well in that case," persevered Andy, "I'd rush down out of the box and use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there."

"What if that was vandalised?"

"Oh well then I'd run into the village and get my uncle Silas."

This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?"

Came the answer, "Because he's never seen a train crash."

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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Agatha Christie

Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!

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A graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

A graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

A graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

A graduate with a Law degree asks, "Who gave it a permission to work?"

A graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

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Psychology is actually biology.

Biology is actually chemistry.

Chemistry is actually physics.

And physics is actually math.

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Where to Publish Your Paper

If you understand it and can prove it, then send it to a journal of mathematics.

If you understand it, but can't prove it, then send it to a physics journal.

If you can't understand it, but can prove it, then send it to an economics journal.

If you can neither understand it nor prove it, then send it to a psychology journal.

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A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a virgin. This was her explanation:

My first husband was a sales representative who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, "It's gonna be great"!

My second husband was from software services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he would send me the documentation.

My third husband was an accountant. His comments were that he knew how, but he just wasn't sure whether or not it was his job.

My fourth husband was a teacher, and he simply said, "Those who can...do; those who can't...teach".

My fifth husband was an engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

My sixth husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

My seventh husband was a help-desk coordinator and he kept teaching me how to do it myself.

My eighth husband was in technical support, and he kept saying, "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now."

The wife said sweetly to her new husband, "Now I am married to you, a man of marketing". The husband looked at his wife and simply said, "I know I have the product, I'm just not sure how to position it".

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A CEO has his business going well, but he's a bit worried. He decides to check the competence of his employees.

The first person he meets is his assistant:

- Oh Miss, I'd like to ask you just a quuestion. How much make 2+2 ?

- Yes Sir. Do you want a detailed memo oon that?

- No, just answer the question.

- Well, I think it's 4.

Then he goes to the computer tech:

- Hi John! Just a question. Can you telll me how much make 2+2 ?

John runs Excel, and after five minutes answers:

- It is 4.00 E+0, but I'm not sure, the support staff should come tomorrow. Will I ask them to check it?

Then he goes to the accountant:

- Hello mister, can you tell me how muchh make 2+2 ?

- Well, well, I know I'm late. I'm sorryy. I didn't already collect all the data, neither check all the accounts. But I can estimate it now between 3.196... and... let's say... 5.659. But I'll be able to make a much more accurate estimate within two weeks!

A bit disappointed, he goes to the sales manager:

- Hello Bob, could you tell me how much make 2+2 ?

- So... How much do you think it makes?<

- I ask you to answer.

- Mmh... you don't want to tell me your price. You want me to make an offer. - Indeed.

- So, let's say 6! No, excuse me, you'ree not that kind of man, you know the market. I sell it to you for 5.25, and that's the price I' make for my best friend!

Then he goes to his lawyer:

- Good Morning Mister. Can you tell me hhow much make 2+2 ?

- Right now?

- Yes!

- So, at first I would say 2, but I'm coonvinced that with a good preparation, we can get 3!

And, finally, he goes to the actuary:

- Hello Sir, can you tell me how much maake 2+2 ?

- Of course. It is... It is... Mmmmh, weell, how much would you like it to make?

From India, Mumbai
Viral Shah
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wah......sohini.......badiya hai.......stress door karne k liye CHR.....HUMMM.....Aur venu ji.......we have stopped pulling each other's leg now......kyu sohini....sahi ya galat......aami ek dom sokti bolti ya galot........
From India, Mumbai
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