Shruti...........goood One........:icon6::-D:icon6:
Bas apke aane ka intejar ho raha tha............:icon1:
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000".
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?":icon6::-D:icon6:
From India, Delhi
77Bas apke aane ka intejar ho raha tha............:icon1:
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000".
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?":icon6::-D:icon6:
From India, Delhi
Oh really Rajeev...........:)
Good one:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.:)
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”:-x:icon7:
Santa: B.Com final year”:blink::icon6:
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.:?:
Student::roll: A holiday:shock:;)
From India, Delhi
Good one:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.:)
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”:-x:icon7:
Santa: B.Com final year”:blink::icon6:
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.:?:
Student::roll: A holiday:shock:;)
From India, Delhi
Guddu gana ga raha tha,:)
“Aaj main oooper..... Aasma neechay”
Toh Pappu :-xnay Guddu ko bohut maara,:beatup:
Bhala kion???:confused:
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.:icon5:;-):icon6::icon6::icon6::-D
From India, Delhi
“Aaj main oooper..... Aasma neechay”
Toh Pappu :-xnay Guddu ko bohut maara,:beatup:
Bhala kion???:confused:
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.:icon5:;-):icon6::icon6::icon6::-D
From India, Delhi
A boy jumped into a mud puddle. :) He took bath with bubbles. :-P Bubbles is the girl next door. :icon12: ;) :icon6: :-P :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Angry husband sent a note to his father-in-law " UR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"
Father-in-law replies "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE" :-D
Patni: Kya tumhe lagta hai k meri shaadi dusri jagah hoti to achha hota
Pati: Nahi lagta
Patni: Sach
Pati: Ha,Main dusre ka bura kyu chahunga. ;-)
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Father-in-law replies "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE" :-D
Patni: Kya tumhe lagta hai k meri shaadi dusri jagah hoti to achha hota
Pati: Nahi lagta
Patni: Sach
Pati: Ha,Main dusre ka bura kyu chahunga. ;-)
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Hi SARI,RAJEEV,SHRUTI,FREAK You all are tooooooooooooooooo gud shayars.keep posting. Enjoyed a lot.
From India, Faridabad
From India, Faridabad
aaine ke sau tukde
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From India, Mumbai
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From India, Mumbai
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:-P
Thanks Mamta:)
Wah Wah......Subban Allah......hmm VENU, AMOL, FREAK:-D
Tum Paas Aey..:-P
Yun Muskuraey..:)
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..:-D
Ab to Mera DiL:confused:
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…:(
Dost Tumse To Brush bhi Teek se Nahi hota hai..!!:icon6::icon6::-P
From India, Delhi
Thanks Mamta:)
Wah Wah......Subban Allah......hmm VENU, AMOL, FREAK:-D
Tum Paas Aey..:-P
Yun Muskuraey..:)
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..:-D
Ab to Mera DiL:confused:
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…:(
Dost Tumse To Brush bhi Teek se Nahi hota hai..!!:icon6::icon6::-P
From India, Delhi
ek mast hawa ka jhoka aaya, khusboo tumhari laaya, Tabhi mere dil mein khayal aaya, ki dost tu aaj bhi nahi nahaya. wah wah wah wah wah....
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
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