Very True Muskan........:-P
OK.......my contribution::-D
Agar kar letey ishq humse woh:)
Unki raton ki neend ud jaati,
Isi bahane raat ko padtey rehtey,
Kam se kam unki compartment toh na aati:-P:-D:icon6:
From India, Delhi
5OK.......my contribution::-D
Agar kar letey ishq humse woh:)
Unki raton ki neend ud jaati,
Isi bahane raat ko padtey rehtey,
Kam se kam unki compartment toh na aati:-P:-D:icon6:
From India, Delhi
Ek Chutkule: Ek fmaily SHOLAY picture dekh ke aayi aur Pati Patni se Romantically Bola: Nach Basanti Nach. Child Added: Mummy is kutte ke samne mat nachna..:-D:-D:-D
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Manju Good Joke............:grin::icon6::grin:
Aaur Shruti aapka mukabala to koi kar hi nahi sakta......:):grin::)
Ye lo hamari taraf se bhi ek joke.........:)
Sardar Santa Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them
out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, ".
it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.".
From India, Delhi
Aaur Shruti aapka mukabala to koi kar hi nahi sakta......:):grin::)
Ye lo hamari taraf se bhi ek joke.........:)
Sardar Santa Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them
out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, ".
it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.".
From India, Delhi
OOOH HA HA..........Tooo Goood Rajeev:-D:icon6::icon6:
Muskan............yeh kya shuru kardi Jokes ki Dukaan:-P
OK.........:-P:-P
One from my side:
Sir: Next week exam hai, question papers already printing ke liye gaye hai.So..Students any doubts :?::huh:
You can ask me.:)
Students(in chorus): Kaunsa printing press sir!!:shock:;):D
From India, Delhi
Muskan............yeh kya shuru kardi Jokes ki Dukaan:-P
OK.........:-P:-P
One from my side:
Sir: Next week exam hai, question papers already printing ke liye gaye hai.So..Students any doubts :?::huh:
You can ask me.:)
Students(in chorus): Kaunsa printing press sir!!:shock:;):D
From India, Delhi
Shruti...................Good One maza aa gaya.......:icon6::-D:icon6:
Aur bich bich mein topic change hote rahana chayiye..........
DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,.....:(
Dosti agar acchi hai TO USE KHONE NA DO,.........:icon1::-P:icon1:
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO................... JAGTE RAHO!! :icon6::-D:icon6:
From India, Delhi
Aur bich bich mein topic change hote rahana chayiye..........
DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,.....:(
Dosti agar acchi hai TO USE KHONE NA DO,.........:icon1::-P:icon1:
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO................... JAGTE RAHO!! :icon6::-D:icon6:
From India, Delhi
Nice Dosti Advise...........Rajeev:-P
True Love is like a pillow:confused:
U could HUG it when u r in trouble,:huh:
U could CRY on it when u r in pain,:(
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy,:icon1::)
Want True Love?:?:
Spend Rs.50/- BUY A PILLOW:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::-P
From India, Delhi
True Love is like a pillow:confused:
U could HUG it when u r in trouble,:huh:
U could CRY on it when u r in pain,:(
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy,:icon1::)
Want True Love?:?:
Spend Rs.50/- BUY A PILLOW:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::-P
From India, Delhi
Nahi Shruti...............Aajkal Rs.100.00 ka ho gaya hai....................:confused:
Kal hi do Purchase kare hai..............:icon6::grin::icon6:
hahahahaha..............:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon 6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Kal hi do Purchase kare hai..............:icon6::grin::icon6:
hahahahaha..............:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon 6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Sahi Track par ho Rajeev:-D............ Doh doh purchase karliye:-P....hmmm Ek ke Saath Ek FREE ka Offer tha kya?:icon6::icon6::icon6:
OK tell me::icon1:
What do a “Rat say” to a “Cat”:confused::?:
on Valentines Day?:huh:
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Think:confused::?:
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Billo Rani Kaho toh abhi jaan dey doom.:icon6::icon6::-D
From India, Delhi
OK tell me::icon1:
What do a “Rat say” to a “Cat”:confused::?:
on Valentines Day?:huh:
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Think:confused::?:
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Billo Rani Kaho toh abhi jaan dey doom.:icon6::icon6::-D
From India, Delhi
Tooooooo Gooooooooooooood...............:icon6::icon6::grin :
Socho ki agar Amitabh Bacchan Customer care mein hota to kaise baat karta...........
Imagine.........
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Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
From India, Delhi
Socho ki agar Amitabh Bacchan Customer care mein hota to kaise baat karta...........
Imagine.........
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Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
From India, Delhi
Hiiiii.........:-P:) Kya baat hain..........raftar thami si kyon hain:-D
Angry boss:-x: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?:?:
Executive (sar jhukate hue):(: Nahin sir.:no:
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho :?:? Meri taraf dekho.:wink::icon6::icon6:
Future plans of childrens::)
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?:confused:
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.:)
Shakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.:icon1:
Johnny : I want 2 help Bina.:shock:;)
From India, Delhi
Angry boss:-x: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?:?:
Executive (sar jhukate hue):(: Nahin sir.:no:
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho :?:? Meri taraf dekho.:wink::icon6::icon6:
Future plans of childrens::)
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?:confused:
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.:)
Shakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.:icon1:
Johnny : I want 2 help Bina.:shock:;)
From India, Delhi
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