Hi All,
Seems you guys were really working hard for our next meet.
Just want to take few min. of your busy schedule & request you to go through it & enjoy it……..
HERE COMES SHOLEY Again....
Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??
Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti
kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..
Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to
salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?
Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?
Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating
to nahin milti hai... mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?
Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi
kabhi anban......
Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???
Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi
likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!
Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!
Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi
sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se
shaadi kar le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi.
Thanks
Sandeep
From India, Delhi
Seems you guys were really working hard for our next meet.
Just want to take few min. of your busy schedule & request you to go through it & enjoy it……..
HERE COMES SHOLEY Again....
Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??
Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti
kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..
Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to
salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?
Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?
Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating
to nahin milti hai... mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?
Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi
kabhi anban......
Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???
Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi
likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!
Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!
Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi
sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se
shaadi kar le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi.
Thanks
Sandeep
From India, Delhi
A training program for top management.
A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
.
.
.
.
.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....
Moral of the story : Don't copy if you can't paste
Thanks
Sandeep
From India, Delhi
A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
.
.
.
.
.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....
Moral of the story : Don't copy if you can't paste
Thanks
Sandeep
From India, Delhi
Hi Sandeep
You make me and my IT team laugh like anything.All are asking Mam nobody will join TCS after knowing this.
Good Diolouges Sandeep.
So we had Laughing dosein the morning today.
Thanks
Neeru Raghav.
From India, Panipat
You make me and my IT team laugh like anything.All are asking Mam nobody will join TCS after knowing this.
Good Diolouges Sandeep.
So we had Laughing dosein the morning today.
Thanks
Neeru Raghav.
From India, Panipat
Hi Anu You have designed Role sheet ...Good! I wish you good luck to fill in the blanks fast and rapidly with all team members support. Keep it up. Neeru Raghav :)
From India, Panipat
From India, Panipat
Hey Neeru, You are most welcome...BTW....what is this GM Kiran. I did not understand the meaning of this GM :?: :!: Regards, Kiran.
From Netherlands
18From Netherlands
Dear All,
Just came to know through a friend about Cite HR meet in Delhi..but due to some reasons I just missed it....bad luck..
It happens with us many times when you search for something every where but at last you find it around the corner..same thing happened with me this time..
I have been attending HR meets, conferences and workshops in various places..but when one happened in Delhi..I missed it..
Please include my name as one of the volunteers for next HR Meet.
Also to add, the pictures were awesome..who ever taken the pictures...I must say..Good Job..Keep up the enthusiasm!
warm regards,
Umesh Chaudhary
(umesh.chaudhary@ril.com)
From India, Delhi
Just came to know through a friend about Cite HR meet in Delhi..but due to some reasons I just missed it....bad luck..
It happens with us many times when you search for something every where but at last you find it around the corner..same thing happened with me this time..
I have been attending HR meets, conferences and workshops in various places..but when one happened in Delhi..I missed it..
Please include my name as one of the volunteers for next HR Meet.
Also to add, the pictures were awesome..who ever taken the pictures...I must say..Good Job..Keep up the enthusiasm!
warm regards,
Umesh Chaudhary
(umesh.chaudhary@ril.com)
From India, Delhi
Dear Umesh Sir,
WElcome to the GAng of NCR CHR!!!!!!!!!!Dont worry we are scheduling the next meet veryyy sooon :P so You can treat ur nerves then..The date would be finalised by all of us...KEEP stickn to the thread!!!
Hi Anupama, Geeti
Have u ppl decided on the roles of the volunteers,i cudnt locate it on the thread...??? :?:
Hy Kiran Ji
Read ur thanksgivn speech..its splendorfulllll( :wink: )
Keep on YO YO ing!!!
Hi Radhika,
For ur internship project,i could help u out in the survey..hv got sme database..shoot me a mail,wud mail u the stuff..
Rgds
Aanchal
From India, Mumbai
WElcome to the GAng of NCR CHR!!!!!!!!!!Dont worry we are scheduling the next meet veryyy sooon :P so You can treat ur nerves then..The date would be finalised by all of us...KEEP stickn to the thread!!!
Hi Anupama, Geeti
Have u ppl decided on the roles of the volunteers,i cudnt locate it on the thread...??? :?:
Hy Kiran Ji
Read ur thanksgivn speech..its splendorfulllll( :wink: )
Keep on YO YO ing!!!
Hi Radhika,
For ur internship project,i could help u out in the survey..hv got sme database..shoot me a mail,wud mail u the stuff..
Rgds
Aanchal
From India, Mumbai
HI All,
Thanks Neeru & Himani.
Kindly enjoy this Riddles-----
1.How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
2.If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
9
3.If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?
The match
4. If you were standing directly on Antarctica's South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?
North
5. Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
No, I'd rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
6. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence or a promise.
7. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.
8. Which moves faster: heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
9. There is $21.00 in 1 dollar bills that has to be split evenly among the 2 fathers and 2 sons. How is this possible?
There is only really three people...a grandfather, the father, and the father's son who each get $7.
10. What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?
Suicide
11. What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?
They can all be flipped and still be the same.
12. What do you serve that you can't eat?
A tennis ball or guests.
13. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
14. What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?
A stamp.
15. What two words contain the most letters?
post office
16. What's the difference between here and there?
The letter T.
If you people like it.... write to me . I will send more mind twister Puzzels & Questions (dont worry ... with full solutions and Answers)
Thanks
Sandeep
From India, Delhi
Thanks Neeru & Himani.
Kindly enjoy this Riddles-----
1.How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
2.If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
9
3.If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?
The match
4. If you were standing directly on Antarctica's South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?
North
5. Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
No, I'd rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
6. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence or a promise.
7. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.
8. Which moves faster: heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
9. There is $21.00 in 1 dollar bills that has to be split evenly among the 2 fathers and 2 sons. How is this possible?
There is only really three people...a grandfather, the father, and the father's son who each get $7.
10. What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?
Suicide
11. What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?
They can all be flipped and still be the same.
12. What do you serve that you can't eat?
A tennis ball or guests.
13. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
14. What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?
A stamp.
15. What two words contain the most letters?
post office
16. What's the difference between here and there?
The letter T.
If you people like it.... write to me . I will send more mind twister Puzzels & Questions (dont worry ... with full solutions and Answers)
Thanks
Sandeep
From India, Delhi
Hi All,
Huhhhhhhhh its nice to see so much development going on after the last meet. I am so sorry for not attending the meet but for the next time I will definetly make it. Hey Kiran, Geeti, Anu & everybody congrats for making the meet successful & my sincere thanks to Mr. Dudeja for your wonderful support.
Rgds
Anshu Gupta
9871735576
From India, Gurgaon
Huhhhhhhhh its nice to see so much development going on after the last meet. I am so sorry for not attending the meet but for the next time I will definetly make it. Hey Kiran, Geeti, Anu & everybody congrats for making the meet successful & my sincere thanks to Mr. Dudeja for your wonderful support.
Rgds
Anshu Gupta
9871735576
From India, Gurgaon
Hi Umesh ..welcome to our gang !!!...yes u n i both ahve missed that meet ..but do not worry we have another chance to rock the city .....
Aanchal i am posting the roles and responsibilites again ...
Guys icalled up Nitin , Vivek .both of them did not pick up the phone ...
Anshu !
It was relaly great talking to you again ...WELcome Back ......
Common guys ets us again rock the capital ....on 29th July ..for discussing roles of the volunteers ...what say guys ......lets do it again ...
Anu
From India, Calcutta
Aanchal i am posting the roles and responsibilites again ...
Guys icalled up Nitin , Vivek .both of them did not pick up the phone ...
Anshu !
It was relaly great talking to you again ...WELcome Back ......
Common guys ets us again rock the capital ....on 29th July ..for discussing roles of the volunteers ...what say guys ......lets do it again ...
Anu
From India, Calcutta
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