Dear Friends,
These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...
1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act..
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning or soon thereafter, you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Happens every time).
7. Law of Phone calls: When you are fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.
From India, Madras
46These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...
1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act..
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning or soon thereafter, you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Happens every time).
7. Law of Phone calls: When you are fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.
From India, Madras
Dear Malini
i have read about such laws earlier. Yours is an illustrative list and not exhaustive, as there are more such laws.
Consider these :
The Law of Missed Bus : When you arrive at the bus stop, you'll find the last few buses were the ones whoich you intended to take.
The Law of Missed Trains : When you are late, the train is always on time.
The Law of Late Trains : (Converse of the above): When you are on time or before time, the train is always late.
The Law of Love : The girl you like is always the one who already has a lover.
And here's one law for you :
The Law of Malini : The posts of Malini that makes you laugh, are always the ones that you come across again after a few days.
Regards.
P.S. : 1. All the above laws sent by me are those which have been made by me, after considerable time spent on research. :wink:
2. These laws work, because if they don't then they would not have been laws. :unsure: In other words, these laws would not have existed, if the contrary was true. :-? Which is nothing but saying, we would not have noticed them, had they not happened.:no:
From India, Delhi
i have read about such laws earlier. Yours is an illustrative list and not exhaustive, as there are more such laws.
Consider these :
The Law of Missed Bus : When you arrive at the bus stop, you'll find the last few buses were the ones whoich you intended to take.
The Law of Missed Trains : When you are late, the train is always on time.
The Law of Late Trains : (Converse of the above): When you are on time or before time, the train is always late.
The Law of Love : The girl you like is always the one who already has a lover.
And here's one law for you :
The Law of Malini : The posts of Malini that makes you laugh, are always the ones that you come across again after a few days.
Regards.
P.S. : 1. All the above laws sent by me are those which have been made by me, after considerable time spent on research. :wink:
2. These laws work, because if they don't then they would not have been laws. :unsure: In other words, these laws would not have existed, if the contrary was true. :-? Which is nothing but saying, we would not have noticed them, had they not happened.:no:
From India, Delhi
too Gud............must say that i have almost been in all the situations mentioned above ..........hahahahaha Really enjoyed!!! hanks
From India, Bangalore
From India, Bangalore
Some more laws :
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss a flat tire made you late for work, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.(works every time)
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule:
At any event, people with seats furthest from the aisle, arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that lasts until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Location:
Wherever you go, There you are!
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product you really like, they will stop making it.
Law of Key to Success
As soon as you find a key to success somebody would change the lock
From India, Madras
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss a flat tire made you late for work, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.(works every time)
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule:
At any event, people with seats furthest from the aisle, arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that lasts until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Location:
Wherever you go, There you are!
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product you really like, they will stop making it.
Law of Key to Success
As soon as you find a key to success somebody would change the lock
From India, Madras
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