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JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY
:):):)BEST INTERVIEW - Office Humor >:):):):)
One of the best interviews!! !
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission
into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in
12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.
Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your
engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you
know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis
tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and
3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.
Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try
to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches
really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.
Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!
Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I
would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for
a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.
Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education
itself was so much of pain!!
Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have
you worked?
Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current
platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As
you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)
Interviewer: And which languages have you used?
Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in
German, French, Russian and many other languages.
Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher
version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new
language VD!
Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the
language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.
Interviewer: What is your general project experience?
Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times
they are in pipeline!
Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since
joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that
Bench was another software like Windows.
Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and
Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call
and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like -
'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes','SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer
Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!
Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have
deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to
avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term
preferably 2-4 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and
Europe. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?
Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to
XXXXXX Company .. :-))
No intention to offend
anybody..
From India, Hyderabad
1JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY
:):):)BEST INTERVIEW - Office Humor >:):):):)
One of the best interviews!! !
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission
into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in
12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.
Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your
engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you
know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis
tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and
3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.
Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try
to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches
really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.
Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!
Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I
would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for
a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.
Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education
itself was so much of pain!!
Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have
you worked?
Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current
platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As
you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)
Interviewer: And which languages have you used?
Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in
German, French, Russian and many other languages.
Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher
version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new
language VD!
Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the
language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.
Interviewer: What is your general project experience?
Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times
they are in pipeline!
Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since
joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that
Bench was another software like Windows.
Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and
Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call
and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like -
'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes','SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer
Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!
Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have
deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to
avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term
preferably 2-4 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and
Europe. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?
Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to
XXXXXX Company .. :-))
No intention to offend
anybody..
From India, Hyderabad
Hey,
A real life experience. While attending campus interviews - my best buddy was selected by a leading paint company for sales - just because of his sense of humor.
This guy completed his arrears only after joining that company - but they were least bothered.
Everyone in class thought that he will never get thru any interviews, but his sense of humor and ability to catch everyone's interest - got him the job as tghe only one in 7 candidates selected from south India.
He has just 2 yrs experience, but already reached a high level..need not mention ctc - its a cooooool 6 digit number Per Anum.. that most of us would dream of getting. . . .
I am still not sure if he finished his arrears...but, he is rocking. Just that he looks down upon me asking - oh u scored good marks... now what happened? why u r taking such a profile that pays less?
:-( ... but happy for him :-D
From India, Madras
A real life experience. While attending campus interviews - my best buddy was selected by a leading paint company for sales - just because of his sense of humor.
This guy completed his arrears only after joining that company - but they were least bothered.
Everyone in class thought that he will never get thru any interviews, but his sense of humor and ability to catch everyone's interest - got him the job as tghe only one in 7 candidates selected from south India.
He has just 2 yrs experience, but already reached a high level..need not mention ctc - its a cooooool 6 digit number Per Anum.. that most of us would dream of getting. . . .
I am still not sure if he finished his arrears...but, he is rocking. Just that he looks down upon me asking - oh u scored good marks... now what happened? why u r taking such a profile that pays less?
:-( ... but happy for him :-D
From India, Madras
thats was really nice one deepika....gud ...
I have come across a senoir while when i was pursing MBA... one of my senior.... had attended interview...where the panel asked...wat are ur hobbies.... he replied with humor.... saying making fun of u guys.... they liked the way of answering... he got selected..... then only few weeks later.... he was deputed under a beautiful superior.... he reports to that sweet lady... once both were standing at shop floor... this fellow didnt kept quiet... he said... u r disturbing me (in other sense) maam... ( as the gal was in a gud saree)... expect the result.... she complanied.... next day.. this fellow having his tea at road side dhaba.... carrying his cv again... so..MOral of the story..... Extreme is dangerous to anything......
Wellll....weelllll....wellll....
Warm Regards
Srikanth
Human Resources & Learning
Essar Group
9925240111
From India, Bharat
I have come across a senoir while when i was pursing MBA... one of my senior.... had attended interview...where the panel asked...wat are ur hobbies.... he replied with humor.... saying making fun of u guys.... they liked the way of answering... he got selected..... then only few weeks later.... he was deputed under a beautiful superior.... he reports to that sweet lady... once both were standing at shop floor... this fellow didnt kept quiet... he said... u r disturbing me (in other sense) maam... ( as the gal was in a gud saree)... expect the result.... she complanied.... next day.. this fellow having his tea at road side dhaba.... carrying his cv again... so..MOral of the story..... Extreme is dangerous to anything......
Wellll....weelllll....wellll....
Warm Regards
Srikanth
Human Resources & Learning
Essar Group
9925240111
From India, Bharat
Deepika, Hi ! really an entertaining one. I thinkk last line should be as follows:
Interviewer: How much salary you expect?
Candidate: Rs. 7 Lakh PA
Interiviwer: No, in view of your expertise, we will give you 25 lakhs PA plus a 5 BHK house and Merc car and 4 peons. 12 free trips with family to any destnations in the world.
Candidate: (shocked) I can't believe, Are you joking?
Interviewer: (With a smile) Who has started the joke first?
From India, Delhi
Interviewer: How much salary you expect?
Candidate: Rs. 7 Lakh PA
Interiviwer: No, in view of your expertise, we will give you 25 lakhs PA plus a 5 BHK house and Merc car and 4 peons. 12 free trips with family to any destnations in the world.
Candidate: (shocked) I can't believe, Are you joking?
Interviewer: (With a smile) Who has started the joke first?
From India, Delhi
Deepika, Hi ! really an entertaining one. I thinkk last line should be as follows:
Interviewer: How much salary you expect?
Candidate: Rs. 7 Lakh PA
Interiviwer: No, in view of your expertise, we will give you 25 lakhs PA plus a 5 BHK house and Merc car and 4 peons. 12 free trips with family to any destnations in the world.
Candidate: (shocked) I can't believe, Are you joking?
Interviewer: (With a smile) Who has started the joke first? :-D:icon1::icon10:
From India, Delhi
Interviewer: How much salary you expect?
Candidate: Rs. 7 Lakh PA
Interiviwer: No, in view of your expertise, we will give you 25 lakhs PA plus a 5 BHK house and Merc car and 4 peons. 12 free trips with family to any destnations in the world.
Candidate: (shocked) I can't believe, Are you joking?
Interviewer: (With a smile) Who has started the joke first? :-D:icon1::icon10:
From India, Delhi
Hi Vinod, Yes of course we can add those lines also.But atlast he has to get the job.What you say??????????
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
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