There was an English man who was singing "there was a cold day" while in the cinema toilets. An Indian guy walks by and hears him singing "there was a cold day, there was a cold day." The Indian guy slams the door wide open.

The English man, in shock, says, "What the bloody hell are you doing, you pervert!" The Indian replies, "Oh, sorry yaar, I thought you said, 'darwaza khol de... darwaza khol de.'"

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Hassan 😉

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let me continue it.... Then American shouts...saying there was a bad crow..there was bad crow then indian asks where is the crow...he makes him realise it was darwaaza bandh karo.... :lol: :lol:
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Brilliant one.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ravi :D
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... Can't stop laughing... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Simply hilarious... TOO GOOD... thanks for sharing.

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Chaitali

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Really Sari...........................Good sense of humour....... :lol: :lol: You continued it well........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks Hassan and sari.... Regards, Chaitali
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Hi Hasan, I can’t stop laughing. Its too good. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: Deepali
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I have heard this joke in a different way and the wordings were There was a Banker for Darwaja Band kar Any ways it was nice to read in a different way and I n’joyed it KIRAN ARORA
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I think that was onw of the best jokes I have come across so far... I laughed...and i laughed even more at the continuation..... Fabulous....
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Dear Hassan,

The two sentences, "There was a cold day" and "There was a brown crow," were actually taught to all East India Company officials when they were sent to India so that they could communicate with the natives. There were a few other sentences as well. These two became famous as they were used frequently.

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SC

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