Indian English

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green,pink and yellow.
(1)
The Italian was first: 'I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day.'
(2)
The French was next: ' I wake up in the morning; I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
(3)
Last was the Indian: 'I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
' green green', I ' pink ' up the phone and I say 'yellow '.