2This is for everyone so take some time and read on...
Laws on girls..
Laws on girls..
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm
that
2. The nicer she is the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks..
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your college."..100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends
with you.
8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick...the more she goes away from u.
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know
about your feelings she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from
Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
Things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
Things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you
will be the day when-
- You are dressed badly
- You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your
life - Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go
around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl the more seriously her dad
will hate u....
will hate u....
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to
the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you...
the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you...
Regards
AK
AK
From India, Thana
hahahaa...... baba me to aapka chela hoo...... shayad aapne mujhe pehchana nahi....... Amolbaba.......me viral aapka chela.......... Guru nahi....... guru toh aap ho........ aur aapki maya aparampaar he....... kab pragat ho jao aur kab gayab woh pata hi nahi chalta....... hum to is shristi ke tuchh jiv he...... guru g........
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
sukriya guru dev.......... waise......... aapke baaki chele najar nahi aate........ kaha he sab .......
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
ye kaun aay........ who r u? Aap mujhe kaise jaante ho Rajshri.......??? kya hum kumbh k mele me bichde hue bhai behen he????
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
hum kumb ke mele main bichde hue bhai behen hain mere haath pe Viru bhaiya ka tattoo hain ;)
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
mere haath pe bhi tatoo hai,,, big babool chewing gum ke saath mila tha free mein:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Ye bacho ki cite nahi Ravi........ Yaha....... bade aate he........ jaao ....... Big babool khane wale bacho ke ssaath khelo........ Jab bade ho jaao tab khelenge thik he beta.......
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Hi,
Thanks a lot Paramount :-P
Viral baccha jab aap aye sare chele bhaag gaye......aur ye kya hum kuch din Citehr ashram se kya gaye aapne naya chele recruit bhi kar liya (rajshri).... hum prasan huwe........
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Thanks a lot Paramount :-P
Viral baccha jab aap aye sare chele bhaag gaye......aur ye kya hum kuch din Citehr ashram se kya gaye aapne naya chele recruit bhi kar liya (rajshri).... hum prasan huwe........
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Right baba......... baba bola humesha suchha........ samjhe jasmine........
Aur baba humne to koi recruitment nahi kiya...... log (Rajshri) aap ke darshan ko taras rahe the.....aur humne mila diya bus........... baaki sab aapki maya he.......
From India, Mumbai
Aur baba humne to koi recruitment nahi kiya...... log (Rajshri) aap ke darshan ko taras rahe the.....aur humne mila diya bus........... baaki sab aapki maya he.......
From India, Mumbai
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