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From India, Bombay
1From India, Bombay
Hay Shah Viral,
Being new to the site it is really fun to read ur jokes.....
Let me also post one joke in your thread.......Enjoy!!!!!!!!
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!
Thanks
Shweta
From India, Coimbatore
Being new to the site it is really fun to read ur jokes.....
Let me also post one joke in your thread.......Enjoy!!!!!!!!
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!
Thanks
Shweta
From India, Coimbatore
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From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“
From India, Calcutta
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“
From India, Calcutta
Durga.....woh udhar hi he......tu kidhar he......usne toh joke bhi post kar diya teri kavita kidhar he....
From India, Bombay
From India, Bombay
Banta meets the women of his dream !!
Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers and a card and invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman of his dreams.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: “It was a flop idea.”
Santa: Didn’t the girl come to your house?
Banta: She did, but she refused to cook!!
From India, Calcutta
Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers and a card and invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman of his dreams.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: “It was a flop idea.”
Santa: Didn’t the girl come to your house?
Banta: She did, but she refused to cook!!
From India, Calcutta
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From India, Bombay
From India, Bombay
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From India, Bombay
From India, Bombay
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