hahhahahahaaa..............hehehehhehehheeee..... ghar nahi jaoge bhaiya???aj baki sab kaha raha ...pura din??????????????
From India, New Delhi
65From India, New Delhi
Gayab......gahr thodi der baad......ghar pe fir mahi ki yaad aati he yaar........that's why...........
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
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Sardar in Heaven
After death, Sardarji reached the door of the heaven smoothly. There he met gate keeping angel, the angel said, 'Well, Sardarji, It is nice to talk to you but we have changed our policy these days. I will ask you a question and you need to answer it correctly before you go in, and Sardarji with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to go ahead and ask him the damn question.
Angel : How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardarji: After lot of thought, answered,' twelve'.
Angel : Asked him - But how?
Sardarji: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.........
From India, Bombay
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
Sardar in Heaven
After death, Sardarji reached the door of the heaven smoothly. There he met gate keeping angel, the angel said, 'Well, Sardarji, It is nice to talk to you but we have changed our policy these days. I will ask you a question and you need to answer it correctly before you go in, and Sardarji with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to go ahead and ask him the damn question.
Angel : How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardarji: After lot of thought, answered,' twelve'.
Angel : Asked him - But how?
Sardarji: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.........
From India, Bombay
koi mujhe loautade woh puraniiiiiiiiiiii thread..... poojaniyom... abi to vidha lene ke waqt aa pahuncha he... aapse mulaqat hoga kal same time same channel... ting tong ting... bye....
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Gud Morning every one................ My Mobile is not working today.................SIM is crashed.............................because of non stop 5 hrs talk............................
ha ha ha ........... Aaaj me Khush hu.....................
From India, Delhi
ha ha ha ........... Aaaj me Khush hu.....................
From India, Delhi
good morning........................gr8 news dear......dats y my sms is still pending......ahhahahahahaaaaa
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
chalo ek sudarsa sentence meri taraf se............. Kshtriya yuddha se dare nahi....... Jeet ho chahe........haar........ Chhal se kare na Aakraman Kapat se kare na Waaar........
From India, Bombay
From India, Bombay
ik din tha jab tumhari ik jhalak dekhne ke liye
main utaru ho uthti thi
ik din tha jab meri ankhe sirf tumhe khoja karti thi
ik din tha jab tumhare samne aa jane bhar se
mera dil joro dhadak uthta tha
tumhara mera naam pukarne se
mujhe mere naam par pyaar umad ata tha
ik din tha jab tumse milke ghar aati thi
to sirf tumhare bare me socha kart thi ki tumne ye kaha, is baat me tumne mujhe chidhaya, tumne mere ruth jane me mujhe manaya...
ik din tha jab tumhari bahon me mera suryoday hota tha
ik din tha jab meri subah tumse milne ki khushi se shru hoti thi
or sham tumhare sapno ko lalchati thi
aur ik aaj hai ki tum samne bhi hote ho to is dil ko kuch nahi hota.......
From India, Delhi
main utaru ho uthti thi
ik din tha jab meri ankhe sirf tumhe khoja karti thi
ik din tha jab tumhare samne aa jane bhar se
mera dil joro dhadak uthta tha
tumhara mera naam pukarne se
mujhe mere naam par pyaar umad ata tha
ik din tha jab tumse milke ghar aati thi
to sirf tumhare bare me socha kart thi ki tumne ye kaha, is baat me tumne mujhe chidhaya, tumne mere ruth jane me mujhe manaya...
ik din tha jab tumhari bahon me mera suryoday hota tha
ik din tha jab meri subah tumse milne ki khushi se shru hoti thi
or sham tumhare sapno ko lalchati thi
aur ik aaj hai ki tum samne bhi hote ho to is dil ko kuch nahi hota.......
From India, Delhi
this poem has been composed by me ............influnced by my friend’s love story whic started with attraction but ended like dis
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
chat karne walo join here ... this our own forum......jitna chaho gappe maro...no one will bolck us dre......come jaldi.........................
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
thanx.......thanx......thanx.......thanx......than x.......thanx......
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mujhe be aata he kehna........par me nahi kehta kisi ko.........chal jaldi se ek aur kavita ho jaye.......aur woh bhi udhar humare naye thikane pe.......
From India, Bombay
thanx.......thanx......thanx.......thanx......than x.......thanx......
thanx.......thanx......thanx.......thanx......than x.......thanx......
thanx.......thanx......thanx.......thanx......than x.......thanx......
mujhe be aata he kehna........par me nahi kehta kisi ko.........chal jaldi se ek aur kavita ho jaye.......aur woh bhi udhar humare naye thikane pe.......
From India, Bombay
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