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Warning: I am not responsible for any real life resemblences/Best Practices…

Story is a story…enjoy

The Art of Appraisal

Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average".

Kumar: What? How come 'average'?

Big Boss: Because...err...uhh...you lack Functional knowledge.

Kumar: But last year you said I am a Functional expert and you put me in this project as a Functional Lead .

Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your Functional knowledge has eroded this year.

Kumar: What???

Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing knowledge on Technical domain.

Kumar: Why would I? Because I am not a Technical guy, I am a Management Guy.

Big Boss: This is what I don't like about you. You give excuse for everything.

Kumar: Huh? *Confused*

Big Boss: Next, you need to improve your communication skills.

Kumar: Like what? I am the one who trained the team on "Business Communication", you sat in the audience and took notes, you remember?

Big Boss: Oh is it? Errr...well..I mean, you need to improve your “SPAC - Social Pragmatic Affirmative Communication.”

Kumar: Huh? What the hell is that? *Confused*

Big Boss: See! That's why you need to learn about it.

Kumar: *head spinning*

Big Boss: Next, you need to sharpen your recruiting skills. All the guys you recruited left within 2 months.

Kumar: Well, not my mistake. You told them you will sit beside them and review their code, and most resigned the next day itself. Couple of them even attempted suicide.

Big Boss:*stunned* (recovers from shock) Err...anyway, I tried to give you a better rating, but our Normalization process gave you only 'average'.

Kumar: Last year that process gave me 'Excellent'. This year just an 'Average'? Why is this process pushing me up and down every year?

Big Boss: That's a complicated process. You don't want to hear.

Kumar: I'll try to understand. Go ahead.

Big Boss: …Well, we gather in a large room, write down the names of sub-ordinates in bits of paper, and throw them up in the air. Whichever lands on the floor gets 'Average', whichever lands on table gets 'Good', whichever we manage to catch gets 'Excellent' and whichever gets stuck to ceiling gets 'Outstanding'.

Kumar: (eyes popping out) What? Ridiculous! So who gets 'Poor' rating?

Big Boss: Those are the ones we forgot to write down.

Kumar: What the hell! And how can paper bits stick to ceiling for 'outstanding'?

Big Boss: Oh no, now you have started questioning our 20 year old organizational process!?!

Kumar: *faints*

Moral Of the Story : When your work speaks for itself, get out of the way.

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

9099024667

From India, Kumbakonam
boss2966
1168

S T A Y

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.

"Your son is here," she said to the old man.

She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.

Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent.. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.

He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other patients..

Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.

Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her.

"Who was that man?" he asked.

The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.

"No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life.."

"Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"

"I knew right away there had been a mistake, but I also knew he needed his son, and his son just wasn't here. When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed me, I stayed." I came here tonight to find a Mr. William Grey. His Son was Killed in Iraq today, and I was sent to inform him. What was this Gentleman's Name?

The Nurse with Tears in her Eyes answered, “Mr. William Grey.............”

The next time someone needs you ....... just be there. Stay.

WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.

WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

9099024667

From India, Kumbakonam
boss2966
1168

The Most Important Part of the Body…?

My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body is.

Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct Answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, 'My ears, Mommy.'

She said, 'No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon.'

Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer.

So this time I told her, 'Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes.' She looked at me and told me, 'You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind.'

Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years, Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, 'No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child.'

Then one year, my grandfather died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my father cried. I remember that especially because it was only the second time I saw him cry.

My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather. She asked me, 'Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?' I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was a game between her and me.

She saw the confusion on my face and told me, 'This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why.

But today is the day you need to learn this important lesson.'

She looked down at me as only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, 'My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder.'

I asked, 'Is it because it holds up my head?'

She replied, 'No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it.'

Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one. It is made for others and not for yourself. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.

People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did . But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.

Moral : You can derive many. Write your own…

Samples:

It is a team-work that fetches Results.

No single unit is as important as a whole.

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

9099024667

From India, Kumbakonam
boss2966
1168

The House of 1000 Mirrors

Long ago in a small, far away village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the house, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."

All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?

Japanese Folktale

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

9099024667

From India, Kumbakonam
boss2966
1168

Dear Friends
Always telling a Moral Story also will get bored. Hence for a change
A Small refreshing story
Heh just see the way HE thinks!
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question."Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married? Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking.

The Teacher Fainted...
With warm regards
S. Bhaskar
9099024667

From India, Kumbakonam
boss2966
1168

Dear Friends

Value of Man

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!



One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"



The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.



"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.



The woodcutter replied, "No."



The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your

axe?" the Lord asked.



Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."



The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.



"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.



The woodcutter replied, "Yes."



The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three

axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.



Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the

riverbank,and his wife fell into the river.



When he cried out,the Lord again appeared and asked him,"Why are you

crying?"



"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"



The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.



"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.



"Yes," cried the woodcutter.



The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"



The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.

Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.



Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."



The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and

honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.



That's our story,and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!"

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

9099024667

From India, Kumbakonam
boss2966
1168

Always we are hearing stories from our elders in our family.

But what is family

The below narrated story can explain the definition of Family.

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please", was my reply.

He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you".

We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way saying good-bye.



But at home a difference is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal, my son stood beside me very still.

As I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way", I said with a frown.



He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.



While I lay awake in bed, A still small voice came to me and said,

"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,

But the children you love, you seem to abuse.



Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers he brought for you.

He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,

And you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."



By this time, I felt very small, And now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by his bed; "Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.



"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"

He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.

I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.

I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."



I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;

I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."



He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."

I said, "Son, I love you too, And I do like the flowers, especially the blue."



Are you aware that if we died tomorrow,

the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days



But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives

And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our own family - an unwise investment indeed, don't you think?



So what is behind the story?



Do you know what the word FAMILY means?

FAMILY = Father And Mother I Love You!

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

9099024667

From India, Kumbakonam
CRK.MBAHR@yahoo.com
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PRIDE HATH A FALL
The Oak tree always thought that he was far stronger then the reeds. He said to himself "I stand upright in a storm. I don't bend my head in fear every time the wind blows. But these reeds are really so weak."
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That very night blew a storm and the mighty oak tree was uprooted.
"Good God!" sighed the reeds, "our way is better. We bend but we don't break."
MORAL : Pride hath a fall
CRK

From India, Vijayawada
sruthit26@gmail.com
This short story Advising A Fool is quite interesting to all people. Enjoy reading this short story.

On a mango tree in a jungle, there lived many birds. They were happy in their small nests. Before the onset of the rainy season, all the animal of the jungle repaired their homes. The birds also made their homes more secure.

Many birds brought twigs and leaves and others wove their nests. “We should also store some food for our children,” chirped one of the birds. And they collected food, until they had enough to see them through the rainy season. They kept themselves busy preparing for the tough times.

Soon the rains came. It was followed by thunder and lighting. All the animals and birds stayed in their homes.

It continued raining for many days. One day, a monkey wet in the rain came into the forest. He sat on a branch, shivering with cold, water dripping from its body.

The poor monkey tried his best to get shelter, but in vain. The leaves were not enough to save him from the rains. “Brrr! It is so cold!” said the monkey.

The birds were watching all this. They felt sorry for the monkey but there was little they could do for him. One of them said, “Brother! Our small nests are not enough to give you shelter.”

Another bird said, “All of us prepared for the rainy season. If you had, you would not be in this piteous situation.”

“How dare you tell me what to do?” said the monkey, growling at the bird. The monkey angrily pounced on the bird’s nest, tore it and threw it on the ground. The bird and her chicks were helpless.

The poor bird thought, “Fools never value good advice. It is better not to advise them.”



Sruthi

From India, Vijayawada
RanjanaM
Mr. CRK Good morning. May i asked one question. why u have choosen stories asa a mean of commucation. regards Ranjana
From India, Delhi
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