I am fine dear Sohi................How about U?:-P
Two weeks after Santa is transferred into the promotion department, his old boss got a phone call.:?:
"You told me Santa was a responsible worker!" yelled the furious head of promotion. :-x
"Oh, he is," she confirmed:huh:. "In the year he worked in my department, the computer went down five times and had to be completely reprogrammed, the petty cash got misplaced six times, and I developed an ulcer. And each time Santa was responsible.":shock::shock:
From India, Delhi
5Two weeks after Santa is transferred into the promotion department, his old boss got a phone call.:?:
"You told me Santa was a responsible worker!" yelled the furious head of promotion. :-x
"Oh, he is," she confirmed:huh:. "In the year he worked in my department, the computer went down five times and had to be completely reprogrammed, the petty cash got misplaced six times, and I developed an ulcer. And each time Santa was responsible.":shock::shock:
From India, Delhi
Suman you kali Zabaan...........
Why was Sardarji writing the exam near the door because it was an entrance exam.
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Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming-pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
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Santa: I am a proud Sardar; my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
Santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
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Sardar joined army & is given AK47,
Sardar asks the major – Sir, Is Bandook ki nail samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major : kisi bhi taraf rakho fayda desh ka hi hai
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I was at the enquiries desk in a courier office, I had to deal with one very agitated lady.
“I’m absolutely disgusted with you,” she shouted.
“I’m sorry to hear that,” I replied. “What’s the trouble?”
“I went out shopping this morning and when I got home I found one of your cards saying you tried to deliver a parcel but no one was in. My husband was in all morning and he says he never heard anyone knock on the door. And now I’ve had to come out again to fetch this parcel!” I apologized profusely and went to get the package. When I came back, the woman’s eyes lit up. “Oh, wonderful. We’ve been waiting for that for ages,” she gushed. “What is it?” I asked. “My husband’s new hearing aid.”
From India, Bombay
Why was Sardarji writing the exam near the door because it was an entrance exam.
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Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming-pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
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Santa: I am a proud Sardar; my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
Santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
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Sardar joined army & is given AK47,
Sardar asks the major – Sir, Is Bandook ki nail samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major : kisi bhi taraf rakho fayda desh ka hi hai
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I was at the enquiries desk in a courier office, I had to deal with one very agitated lady.
“I’m absolutely disgusted with you,” she shouted.
“I’m sorry to hear that,” I replied. “What’s the trouble?”
“I went out shopping this morning and when I got home I found one of your cards saying you tried to deliver a parcel but no one was in. My husband was in all morning and he says he never heard anyone knock on the door. And now I’ve had to come out again to fetch this parcel!” I apologized profusely and went to get the package. When I came back, the woman’s eyes lit up. “Oh, wonderful. We’ve been waiting for that for ages,” she gushed. “What is it?” I asked. “My husband’s new hearing aid.”
From India, Bombay
bhaga dia ...dekha ...usko boycott kar dia aur bhag gaya........ hehehhehee...suman gussa hua ki bura laga????????
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
boy............cott.............yar abhi to wo boy bhi nahin hai.............KID hai to bol kidcott kar diya
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Oye bhool gaye no chatting here.................kuchh informative bhi post karo.....nahi toh kuchh jokes bhi chalenge..........
Custom at our university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, class was cancelled. One professor arrived early for a 9am lecture. He placed his hat on his desk, and went to the faculty room. Before he knew it, it was 9:10. By the time he got back to his classroom, it was empty.
The next day, he let his students have it. “When my hat is here,” he fumed, “I’m here!”
The following day, the professor arrived at 9am. He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks—and no students.
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The pastor of my church hates to plead for money. But when the coffers were running low, he had no choice. “There’s good news and there’s bad news,” he told the congregation. “The good news is that we have more than enough money for all the current and future needs of the parish. The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.”
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At my office, it was normal practice to present a cake with candles to anyone having a birthday. On the day of my 65th, a cake arrived: Five lit candles circled a 60-watt bulb.
From India, Bombay
Custom at our university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, class was cancelled. One professor arrived early for a 9am lecture. He placed his hat on his desk, and went to the faculty room. Before he knew it, it was 9:10. By the time he got back to his classroom, it was empty.
The next day, he let his students have it. “When my hat is here,” he fumed, “I’m here!”
The following day, the professor arrived at 9am. He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks—and no students.
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The pastor of my church hates to plead for money. But when the coffers were running low, he had no choice. “There’s good news and there’s bad news,” he told the congregation. “The good news is that we have more than enough money for all the current and future needs of the parish. The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.”
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At my office, it was normal practice to present a cake with candles to anyone having a birthday. On the day of my 65th, a cake arrived: Five lit candles circled a 60-watt bulb.
From India, Bombay
hahahhaaa...sahi kaha......papu....abhi tak bacha hay.... ;)
ok.....kidcott ki khushi may ak joke ho jay................. :)
Banta owned a factory
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient
:D :D :D.......
hay married guys...u all have a better chance yaar...... ;) :) :D
From India, New Delhi
ok.....kidcott ki khushi may ak joke ho jay................. :)
Banta owned a factory
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient
:D :D :D.......
hay married guys...u all have a better chance yaar...... ;) :) :D
From India, New Delhi
haa haa haa.......ya ab toh meri naukri pakki.......baat chala sohi........
A company decided it was time for a change in management style and appointed a new director, who arrived determined to cause a stir and make the company more productive.
On his first day of work, accompanied by assistants, he carried out an inspection of the facilities. In one of the sections he visited, everybody except a young man was working. He was standing against the entrance wall with his hands in his pockets. Recognizing this as an opportunity to demonstrate his new work philosophy, the director asked the young man: “How much do you earn a month?”
“Ten thousand rupees,” answered the young man, not understanding the reason for the question.
The director took Rs10,000 from his pocket and gave it to the young man, saying: “Here is your ten thousand. Now, get out of here and don’t come back again!”
The young man took the money and left quickly, scarcely believing his luck. The director, puffing out his chest, turned to the group of employees and asked, “What the hell was his job here?” “He came to deliver a pizza,” one of them said.
From India, Bombay
A company decided it was time for a change in management style and appointed a new director, who arrived determined to cause a stir and make the company more productive.
On his first day of work, accompanied by assistants, he carried out an inspection of the facilities. In one of the sections he visited, everybody except a young man was working. He was standing against the entrance wall with his hands in his pockets. Recognizing this as an opportunity to demonstrate his new work philosophy, the director asked the young man: “How much do you earn a month?”
“Ten thousand rupees,” answered the young man, not understanding the reason for the question.
The director took Rs10,000 from his pocket and gave it to the young man, saying: “Here is your ten thousand. Now, get out of here and don’t come back again!”
The young man took the money and left quickly, scarcely believing his luck. The director, puffing out his chest, turned to the group of employees and asked, “What the hell was his job here?” “He came to deliver a pizza,” one of them said.
From India, Bombay
Few more for u guys.....n......gals.....
Leena was tired of her husband coming home drunk, and decided to scare him straight. One night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail and pitchfork. “Who are you?” he slurred.
“I’m the devil,” she answered.
“Well, come on home with me,” he said. “I married your sister.”
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
From India, Bombay
Leena was tired of her husband coming home drunk, and decided to scare him straight. One night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail and pitchfork. “Who are you?” he slurred.
“I’m the devil,” she answered.
“Well, come on home with me,” he said. “I married your sister.”
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
From India, Bombay
Sohi........good ones:)
Badiya hain Viru............Chaaagaye ho........:-P...abhi tak Avtar kyon nahi Badla..........."Toothpaste Ad" dekhney main maza nahi aaraha......:-D
Jokewa:
Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary.:-D
He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to Jeetoo on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband.":)
Jeeto was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when Santa came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, where'd you get them?" :shock::mrgreen:
From India, Delhi
Badiya hain Viru............Chaaagaye ho........:-P...abhi tak Avtar kyon nahi Badla..........."Toothpaste Ad" dekhney main maza nahi aaraha......:-D
Jokewa:
Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary.:-D
He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to Jeetoo on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband.":)
Jeeto was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when Santa came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, where'd you get them?" :shock::mrgreen:
From India, Delhi
Sindhu di........avtar abhi change nahi karna............achha he......sada haste raho aur hasate raho................
few more for u guys...........
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh
Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
From India, Bombay
few more for u guys...........
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh
Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
From India, Bombay
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