:pHi Amol.....How are You?
Hilarious Jokes.....:icon6::icon6::icon6:Dil maangey more:p
One from my side;)
From India, Delhi
5Hilarious Jokes.....:icon6::icon6::icon6:Dil maangey more:p
One from my side;)
Medical Prescription:-?
Santa`s father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.:-?
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.:icon14:
Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.
His father said, "Read that label. That`s why!":cry:
Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN." :shock::p
Santa`s father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.:-?
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.:icon14:
Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.
His father said, "Read that label. That`s why!":cry:
Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN." :shock::p
From India, Delhi
Good Morning to all friends............:-D.
Amol and Shruti..........:icon6:
Good One as ususal..........:-D:-D:-D:icon6:
Some from my side.............
Santa: Yeh kela (banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sanata: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Santa:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de ........:icon6::icon6::icon6:
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Santa 14th floor se neche gira, Girte waqt usne, apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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Santa ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Santa ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana...........:confused::icon6::confused::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Amol and Shruti..........:icon6:
Good One as ususal..........:-D:-D:-D:icon6:
Some from my side.............
Santa: Yeh kela (banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sanata: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Santa:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de ........:icon6::icon6::icon6:
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Santa 14th floor se neche gira, Girte waqt usne, apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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Santa ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Santa ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana...........:confused::icon6::confused::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Helllllllllllllllloooooooooo Friends.......... kaise ho sab.....
Nice jokes.......
lagta he jokes ki party chal rahi he........lo meri taraf se bhi ek........
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From India, Bombay
Nice jokes.......
lagta he jokes ki party chal rahi he........lo meri taraf se bhi ek........
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Itna jaldi nahi.....Waise bhi faltu ke bethe ho......thoda aur niche......
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1....:twisted::twisted::twisted:
From India, Bombay
Hii..Good Morning friends....:p
How are you Rajeev....long time no C:-? Good Collection:p
Ab ek Super Bumper Joke especially for Viral:sleep: :-?
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:ph34r:
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Joke::twisted::beatup::beatup:....Kyon....Maza aaya Viru:p..now I hope you won't mock...atleast will post some JOKE8-):icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
How are you Rajeev....long time no C:-? Good Collection:p
Ab ek Super Bumper Joke especially for Viral:sleep: :-?
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:ph34r:
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Joke::twisted::beatup::beatup:....Kyon....Maza aaya Viru:p..now I hope you won't mock...atleast will post some JOKE8-):icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Some more contribution8)
Kuch Hatkey:p
Intelligent Santa:
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?:-?
Santa: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:sleep:
Teacher to Santa : What is Number Seven….., Even or Odd:-?:icon14:
Santa: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?:icon2:
Santa: :Remove the “S” and “N”….Simple:p
Ab the real Santa::mrgreen:
Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…:unsure:
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu:icon2:, mitthi to tuney phenki hai.:-D:p
From India, Delhi
Kuch Hatkey:p
Intelligent Santa:
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?:-?
Santa: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:sleep:
Teacher to Santa : What is Number Seven….., Even or Odd:-?:icon14:
Santa: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?:icon2:
Santa: :Remove the “S” and “N”….Simple:p
Ab the real Santa::mrgreen:
Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…:unsure:
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu:icon2:, mitthi to tuney phenki hai.:-D:p
From India, Delhi
Good Jokes...........Per yaar...........itne dino ke baad bhi kuchh jyaada progress nahi hua he is thread ka....wahi k wahin he..........:huh:
From India, Bombay
From India, Bombay
:-PViru Tension nako leney ka....."Chintha Chitha Saman" so bindaas rehney ka...hmmm iss thread ko hum aagey badathey hain..other friends will join too:-D
Santa se kissi ne poocha k agar aap ko garmi lagey to aap kya karogey? :confused:
Santa: Jenab hum AC ke pass ja k baith jayengey. :icon1:
Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagey toh kya karo gay:?:
Santa: Jjenab tab hum A.C. on karlengey.:wacko::-D
Once Santa was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting next to him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. :huh:
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Santa deserved more service. So, when Santa fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, Santa was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror:icon5:.
His wife " What`s the matter":?:
Replied Santa "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else":blink:
From India, Delhi
Santa se kissi ne poocha k agar aap ko garmi lagey to aap kya karogey? :confused:
Santa: Jenab hum AC ke pass ja k baith jayengey. :icon1:
Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagey toh kya karo gay:?:
Santa: Jjenab tab hum A.C. on karlengey.:wacko::-D
Once Santa was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting next to him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. :huh:
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Santa deserved more service. So, when Santa fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, Santa was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror:icon5:.
His wife " What`s the matter":?:
Replied Santa "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else":blink:
From India, Delhi
Nice....Joke.....Di............Chalo aaj me bhi kuchh keh di deta hoon.......
once i happened to walk on a rope bridge. it was very high, i got
scared. i saw my frnd on the other side and called him out for help but there was no
reply . i some how managed and crossed the bridge. there i was shoked to
see my frnd holding the end of the broken bridge...,sometimes we think why
our frnd is keeping quite when we call for help . he may not help you in crossing the bridge but
he might be holding the broken bridge for you ... just trust your
friend in alll situations, bcoz they are your friends..please pass this msg
to all your gud friends even me if u think dat i am ur gud friend and see how
many friends will send the same msg back to u accepting u as his\her best friend
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Dosto ye koi joke nahi tha........par jo bhi he achha he.....nahi.........
From India, Bombay
once i happened to walk on a rope bridge. it was very high, i got
scared. i saw my frnd on the other side and called him out for help but there was no
reply . i some how managed and crossed the bridge. there i was shoked to
see my frnd holding the end of the broken bridge...,sometimes we think why
our frnd is keeping quite when we call for help . he may not help you in crossing the bridge but
he might be holding the broken bridge for you ... just trust your
friend in alll situations, bcoz they are your friends..please pass this msg
to all your gud friends even me if u think dat i am ur gud friend and see how
many friends will send the same msg back to u accepting u as his\her best friend
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Dosto ye koi joke nahi tha........par jo bhi he achha he.....nahi.........
From India, Bombay
Thanks Amol baba........ Waise lo is baar ek joke marta hoon......... . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .aaayya kya.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .
From India, Bombay
From India, Bombay
If you are below 18 years, please do not proceed.
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From India, Thana
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From India, Thana
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