Dear All,
Hilerious - For a Change
I just now came to know that Newton's laws have been revised to meet “COMPANY Standards". Pls make a note of it.
Revised Newtons laws
Law -1.
Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.
Law -2.
The rate of change in the Work is directly proportional to the payment
received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force
is applied.
Law -3.
For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Law of Mistake Conservation -4. (This is ultimate)
Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from coding by an engineer.
It can only be converted from one form to another.. The total number of mistakes in the coding always remains constant.
Enjoy.
Thanks & Regards,
Sudhir
From India, Nasik
1305Hilerious - For a Change
I just now came to know that Newton's laws have been revised to meet “COMPANY Standards". Pls make a note of it.
Revised Newtons laws
Law -1.
Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.
Law -2.
The rate of change in the Work is directly proportional to the payment
received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force
is applied.
Law -3.
For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Law of Mistake Conservation -4. (This is ultimate)
Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from coding by an engineer.
It can only be converted from one form to another.. The total number of mistakes in the coding always remains constant.
Enjoy.
Thanks & Regards,
Sudhir
From India, Nasik
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