1.
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
2.
Msg na karke Dil tod diya,
mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumal uda dena.
Koi puche ke rog kya tha to nazrein jhukake kanjusi bata dena
3.
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
4.
Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai
Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai
5.
Patte Gir Sakte He Par Ped Nahi,
Suraj Dub Sakta He Par Aasman Nahi,
Dharti Such Sakti He Par Dariya Nahi,
Duniya Sudhar Sakti He Par Tum Nahi....!!!!
6.
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi??
7.
Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.
8.
Yaad to tumhari aati hai,
dil ko bahut tadpati hai.
kambakht lekin yeh customer care ki ladki hai,
jo baar baar low balance batati hai.
9.
Jo mushkil se mile who hai paisa,
Jo aasani se mil jaye who hai gam,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile who hai pyar,
Par jo naseeb walo ko mile who hai hum.
10.
Tujh ko Dekhenge to Sitare Bhi Zia maangen Ge ..!!
Pyaase Teri zulfoon Se Ghataa Maange Ge ...!!
Apne Maathe Se yun Aanchal ko Na Sarkaa Dena ..!!
Varna Buddhe Bhi Jawaani Ki Dua Maange gay ..!!
11.
Jab tum aaine ke paas aate ho to aaina kehta hai ?Beautiful? ?Beautiful?
Aur jab tum door jaate ho to aaina kehta hai ?April Fool? ?April Fool?
12.
ho din bhi kya haseen the,
Jab aap haseeno se kiss liya karte the.
Yeh unn dino ki baat hai,
Jab aap 2 saal ke hua karte the.
13.
Kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain
14.
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
15.
Ummidon ki manzil dah gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya bah gaye.
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek jhakkas ladki tereko bhaiya keh gayi.
16.
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
17.
O friend ji,
Main keha tussi mitha aam ho, Coca cola da jam ho, Sir dard ka balm ho,
Sab kuch badhiya hai, Bas SMS nahi karte is waastey badnaam ho.
18.
aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??
19.
Sab se achha mera yaar hai,
Uski hare k shayri mein kitna pyaar hai,
Agar na aaya uska sms ek din,
To mera mobile rakhna bekaar hai.
20.
Baago main phool khilte rahenge,
Raat ko deep jalte rahenge,
Dua hai yehi hamari khuda se,
Aap khush raha kare,
Baaki taklif to hum dete rahenge.
21.
Mere mobile ko sukun mil gaya,
Empty inbox mein msg ka phool khil gaya.
Aap ka sms tha ya kele ka chilka,
Jise padte hi mera dil fisal gaya.
22.
Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate.
Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main,
Fir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.
23.
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
24.
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
25.
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein
26.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
27.
Yaad teri na aye aisa hone na ****e,
Dost tere jaisa khone na ****e,
Sharafat se contact me rahena
Varna, kaan ke niche do kheench ke ****e.
28.
Zindagi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai, msgbox bhi kangaal hai..
kya aapaki SMS factory me hartaal hai..
are yaar kuchh to bhejo aakhir mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai !!!
30.
Pataa nahi marane par hame jannat mile na mile..
ye fiza..ye aalam...ye dosti mile na mile..
SMS karane me kasur mat kar ai dost..
maalum nahi waha mobile mile na mile..
31.
Ek dost ka wada hai, marte dam tak nibhayenge, maut aayi to tumase pehale
ham jayenge, tumako naa bhul payenge isiliye tumhebhi saath le jayenge....
32.
Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai
Mujai rumal la do mari naak beh rahi hai
33.
Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jisay chahain khudha karay
Wo chahain kisi aur ko
34.
Chaha hai jise chahat se jayada,
Samjha hai jise muhabbat se zada.
Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada,
Tu hi hai who haramzada.
35.
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho mein exam aa jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai thoda padh lo,
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai Karwayega.
36.
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
37.
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO,
KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI
HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO
LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
38.
CHAM CHAM KARTE HUE AI THI,
CHAM CHAM KARTE HUE CHALI GAI..
MAI SINDUR LEKE KHADA THA,
WO RAKHI BANDH KE CHALI GAI.....!!
39.
DOSTI KARO COLLEGWALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICEWALI SE,
PROGRAME KARO PADOSWALI
SE, ANKH LADAO SALI SE,
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GARWALI SE.
40.
AMIRI KE KHWAB DEKHNE LAGA,
ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA,
BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA
AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA!!!
41.
DOSTI HOTI HAI DILAY RAAZ BATANE K LIYE,
HUM APNI HASI MITADE
AAPKO HASANE K LIYE, MILNE KI TO AAPKO FURSAT HI NAHI,
TO HUM SMS KARTE HAI AAPNI YAAD DILANE K LIYE.
42.
KAL TANHA RAAT ME APKI YAD AYI, TANHAI MITANE KE LIYE HUMNE CIGARATE
SULGAI, NA JANE KAISE QOYAMAT HO GAYI, KI DHOOE NA BHI APKI TASVEER BANAI
43.
RAM YUG ME DOODH MILA, KRISHNA YUG E GHEE,
APNE YUG ME DARU MILA 2 KHUB DABA KE PEE..... CHEERS
44.
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas to hota hai,
Ki shayad koi hume yaad to karta hai.
Milne na aaye to kya hum par chand lamhe to barbaad to karta hai.
45.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
46.
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar aata hai,
Sochtein hai ghar ki bijli katva de, aajkal kambkhat bill bahut aata hai.
47.
Ishq ka jahaan benaam hota hai,
Tadapna iska kaam hota hai.
Khush naseebo ko kabhi ishq ho nahi sakta,
Yeh to badnaseebo ka jaam hota hai.
48.
Duniya ke har mod aur hard agar par milte hain dost aap jaise,
Na jaane khuda ne itne Manufacturing defects kiye kaise.
49.
Ramchandra keh gaye siya se,
Aisa kalyug aayega.
Dono taraf se sms honge,
Phone koi nhi milayega.
50.
Diya hai uparwale ne mobile,
To itni to kadar kiya karo.
Karo na karo call,
Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo.
51.
Mausam bada behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai.
Msg box bhi kangaal hai,
Kya aapki msg factory mein hadtaal hai?
52.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
53.
dabbe pe dabba dabbe pe khargosh
budeh ne ankh mari budhi behosh
54.
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya,
Hum umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo humari girl friend nahi,
Hum aapki girl friend ke sahare ji lenge.
55.
Mila ke nazar se nazar loot lenge,
Ye bewafa jalwe jigar loot lenge,
Hasino pe hargiz bharosa na karna.
Khuda ki kasam ghar ke ghar loot lengi.
56.
Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi,
Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
57.
Badal jo chaye tum yaad aaye,
Bearish ki boono mein tum yaad aaye,
Are ab to mera chata lauta do.
58.
Hamare SMS karne se ek baat to hai ki hum aapko yaad to karte hai,
Beshak phone na milaye par chand lamhe ap par barbaad to karte hai.
59.
Khuda aap jaisa dost koi aur na banaye.
Ek hi anmol cheez jo hamare paas hai,
Who bhi kahin common na ho jaye.
60.
Jaani roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Jaani roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
61.
T umhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
62.
Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
63.
MUJHE MIL JATI SAPNO KI SHEZADI,
AGAR MUSHARAF KI BETI SE HOTI SHADI...
HOTA KASHMIR KI PROBLEM KA NIDAN,
KYOKI DAHEJ MEIN MILTA PAKISTAN!
64.
NIND AYI TO KHWAB AYE,
KHWAB AYE TO WOH AYE,
ISI KHASHMAKASH MAIN RAAT GUZAR GAYI,
NA TO NIND AYI, NA TO WO AYE.
65.
ARZ KIYA HAI: ZAMANE KE DARR SE TERI TASVEER TOILET MEIN CHUPA RAKHI HAI,
BAR BAR DEEDAR HO IS LIYE JULAB KI GOLI KHA RAKHI HAI...
66.
MOHABBAT 1 BAAR HO JAYE TO BHOLAPAN HAI. DUJI BAAR KI JAYE
TO APNAPAN HAI, TEEJI BAAR KI JAYE TO DEEWANAPAN HAI,
YADI AB BHI BAZ NA AAO TO KAMEENAPAN HAI!!
67.
Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
68.
Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
69.
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
70.
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!!!
71.
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face ,
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
72.
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
73.
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
’Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ’
74.
Har mazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hare k ke liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaj hoti hai.
75.
Maine poocha chand se ?Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa kahi.?
Chand ne kaha ? sale itni upar se dikhta hai kya.?
76.
Din ko chain nahi,
Raat ko aaram nahi,
Ji na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.
77.
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad.....Irshaad..............
78.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
79.
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
80.
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge.
Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
81.
Tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi,
Tu bhi dukhi main bhi dukhi,
Tu chatt se neeche kud ja,
Tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.
82.
Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai
83.
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
84.
Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai be,
La, phawda mujhe de..
85.
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
86.
KADAM KADAM PE HAWAO SE TALUK RAKHNA,
DOSTI KE DOR PE DOSTI KA ASRA RAKHNA,
HAMARI YADON KI KHUSHBU ZARUR AYEGI,
BUS AP APNA MOBILE ON RAKHNA.
87.
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
88.
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...
89.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
90.
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
91.
ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE,
DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE,
SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.
92.
Tusi bade hi great ho, Rasgulle di plate ho,
Pepsi da crate ho,
Ande da omlate ho,
Par jo bhi ho mere sweet friend ho?.
93.
Jidhar dekho udhar isq ke bimaar baithe hai,
Hazaro mar chuke hai, Sekado tayyar baithe hai.
94.
Suno ghau se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe daalo,
Chahe jitna jor lagalo,
Chaho jitna Dew pilalo.
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PAANI.
Humne piya hai tum bhi piyo.
95.
KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,
AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN,
KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN,
YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA,
JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
96.
FOOL KHILTE HAI, BAHARO KA SAMA HOTA HAI,
DOSTI KI BATEIN PHONE PAR NAHI KARTE,
YEH FASANA TO SMS SE HI BAYA HOTA HAI.
97.
Aisi dosti hamari ki dil chahe tu har safar hard agar mein mile,
Mar bhi jao to pyar rahe kayam,
Tu saath wali kabar mein mile.
98.
Accha hua ke tum bewafa nikle
Saale wafadaar to kutthe hote hain
99.
KHUDA NE SANSAR BANAYA AUR SO GAYA, USNE INSAN BANA AUR SO GAYA,
USNE LADKI BANAI, NA KHUD SOYA NA DUNIYA KO SONE DIYA.
100.
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
101.
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
102.
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
103.
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
104.
When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya
105.
Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye
106.
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
107.
Mene poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
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108.
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
(Kiya logical sher hai!!)
109.
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey
110.
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
111.
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai
112.
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main
113.
Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife,
Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
114.
kali zulfe kala anchal,
uspar rang kadai ka ek to teri
yaad satae uspar boj
padai kaaa
From India, Delhi
11Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
2.
Msg na karke Dil tod diya,
mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumal uda dena.
Koi puche ke rog kya tha to nazrein jhukake kanjusi bata dena
3.
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
4.
Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai
Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai
5.
Patte Gir Sakte He Par Ped Nahi,
Suraj Dub Sakta He Par Aasman Nahi,
Dharti Such Sakti He Par Dariya Nahi,
Duniya Sudhar Sakti He Par Tum Nahi....!!!!
6.
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi??
7.
Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.
8.
Yaad to tumhari aati hai,
dil ko bahut tadpati hai.
kambakht lekin yeh customer care ki ladki hai,
jo baar baar low balance batati hai.
9.
Jo mushkil se mile who hai paisa,
Jo aasani se mil jaye who hai gam,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile who hai pyar,
Par jo naseeb walo ko mile who hai hum.
10.
Tujh ko Dekhenge to Sitare Bhi Zia maangen Ge ..!!
Pyaase Teri zulfoon Se Ghataa Maange Ge ...!!
Apne Maathe Se yun Aanchal ko Na Sarkaa Dena ..!!
Varna Buddhe Bhi Jawaani Ki Dua Maange gay ..!!
11.
Jab tum aaine ke paas aate ho to aaina kehta hai ?Beautiful? ?Beautiful?
Aur jab tum door jaate ho to aaina kehta hai ?April Fool? ?April Fool?
12.
ho din bhi kya haseen the,
Jab aap haseeno se kiss liya karte the.
Yeh unn dino ki baat hai,
Jab aap 2 saal ke hua karte the.
13.
Kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain
14.
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
15.
Ummidon ki manzil dah gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya bah gaye.
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek jhakkas ladki tereko bhaiya keh gayi.
16.
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
17.
O friend ji,
Main keha tussi mitha aam ho, Coca cola da jam ho, Sir dard ka balm ho,
Sab kuch badhiya hai, Bas SMS nahi karte is waastey badnaam ho.
18.
aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??
19.
Sab se achha mera yaar hai,
Uski hare k shayri mein kitna pyaar hai,
Agar na aaya uska sms ek din,
To mera mobile rakhna bekaar hai.
20.
Baago main phool khilte rahenge,
Raat ko deep jalte rahenge,
Dua hai yehi hamari khuda se,
Aap khush raha kare,
Baaki taklif to hum dete rahenge.
21.
Mere mobile ko sukun mil gaya,
Empty inbox mein msg ka phool khil gaya.
Aap ka sms tha ya kele ka chilka,
Jise padte hi mera dil fisal gaya.
22.
Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate.
Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main,
Fir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.
23.
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
24.
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
25.
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein
26.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
27.
Yaad teri na aye aisa hone na ****e,
Dost tere jaisa khone na ****e,
Sharafat se contact me rahena
Varna, kaan ke niche do kheench ke ****e.
28.
Zindagi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai, msgbox bhi kangaal hai..
kya aapaki SMS factory me hartaal hai..
are yaar kuchh to bhejo aakhir mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai !!!
30.
Pataa nahi marane par hame jannat mile na mile..
ye fiza..ye aalam...ye dosti mile na mile..
SMS karane me kasur mat kar ai dost..
maalum nahi waha mobile mile na mile..
31.
Ek dost ka wada hai, marte dam tak nibhayenge, maut aayi to tumase pehale
ham jayenge, tumako naa bhul payenge isiliye tumhebhi saath le jayenge....
32.
Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai
Mujai rumal la do mari naak beh rahi hai
33.
Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jisay chahain khudha karay
Wo chahain kisi aur ko
34.
Chaha hai jise chahat se jayada,
Samjha hai jise muhabbat se zada.
Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada,
Tu hi hai who haramzada.
35.
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho mein exam aa jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai thoda padh lo,
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai Karwayega.
36.
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
37.
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO,
KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI
HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO
LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
38.
CHAM CHAM KARTE HUE AI THI,
CHAM CHAM KARTE HUE CHALI GAI..
MAI SINDUR LEKE KHADA THA,
WO RAKHI BANDH KE CHALI GAI.....!!
39.
DOSTI KARO COLLEGWALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICEWALI SE,
PROGRAME KARO PADOSWALI
SE, ANKH LADAO SALI SE,
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GARWALI SE.
40.
AMIRI KE KHWAB DEKHNE LAGA,
ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA,
BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA
AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA!!!
41.
DOSTI HOTI HAI DILAY RAAZ BATANE K LIYE,
HUM APNI HASI MITADE
AAPKO HASANE K LIYE, MILNE KI TO AAPKO FURSAT HI NAHI,
TO HUM SMS KARTE HAI AAPNI YAAD DILANE K LIYE.
42.
KAL TANHA RAAT ME APKI YAD AYI, TANHAI MITANE KE LIYE HUMNE CIGARATE
SULGAI, NA JANE KAISE QOYAMAT HO GAYI, KI DHOOE NA BHI APKI TASVEER BANAI
43.
RAM YUG ME DOODH MILA, KRISHNA YUG E GHEE,
APNE YUG ME DARU MILA 2 KHUB DABA KE PEE..... CHEERS
44.
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas to hota hai,
Ki shayad koi hume yaad to karta hai.
Milne na aaye to kya hum par chand lamhe to barbaad to karta hai.
45.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
46.
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar aata hai,
Sochtein hai ghar ki bijli katva de, aajkal kambkhat bill bahut aata hai.
47.
Ishq ka jahaan benaam hota hai,
Tadapna iska kaam hota hai.
Khush naseebo ko kabhi ishq ho nahi sakta,
Yeh to badnaseebo ka jaam hota hai.
48.
Duniya ke har mod aur hard agar par milte hain dost aap jaise,
Na jaane khuda ne itne Manufacturing defects kiye kaise.
49.
Ramchandra keh gaye siya se,
Aisa kalyug aayega.
Dono taraf se sms honge,
Phone koi nhi milayega.
50.
Diya hai uparwale ne mobile,
To itni to kadar kiya karo.
Karo na karo call,
Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo.
51.
Mausam bada behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai.
Msg box bhi kangaal hai,
Kya aapki msg factory mein hadtaal hai?
52.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
53.
dabbe pe dabba dabbe pe khargosh
budeh ne ankh mari budhi behosh
54.
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya,
Hum umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo humari girl friend nahi,
Hum aapki girl friend ke sahare ji lenge.
55.
Mila ke nazar se nazar loot lenge,
Ye bewafa jalwe jigar loot lenge,
Hasino pe hargiz bharosa na karna.
Khuda ki kasam ghar ke ghar loot lengi.
56.
Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi,
Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
57.
Badal jo chaye tum yaad aaye,
Bearish ki boono mein tum yaad aaye,
Are ab to mera chata lauta do.
58.
Hamare SMS karne se ek baat to hai ki hum aapko yaad to karte hai,
Beshak phone na milaye par chand lamhe ap par barbaad to karte hai.
59.
Khuda aap jaisa dost koi aur na banaye.
Ek hi anmol cheez jo hamare paas hai,
Who bhi kahin common na ho jaye.
60.
Jaani roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Jaani roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
61.
T umhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
62.
Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
63.
MUJHE MIL JATI SAPNO KI SHEZADI,
AGAR MUSHARAF KI BETI SE HOTI SHADI...
HOTA KASHMIR KI PROBLEM KA NIDAN,
KYOKI DAHEJ MEIN MILTA PAKISTAN!
64.
NIND AYI TO KHWAB AYE,
KHWAB AYE TO WOH AYE,
ISI KHASHMAKASH MAIN RAAT GUZAR GAYI,
NA TO NIND AYI, NA TO WO AYE.
65.
ARZ KIYA HAI: ZAMANE KE DARR SE TERI TASVEER TOILET MEIN CHUPA RAKHI HAI,
BAR BAR DEEDAR HO IS LIYE JULAB KI GOLI KHA RAKHI HAI...
66.
MOHABBAT 1 BAAR HO JAYE TO BHOLAPAN HAI. DUJI BAAR KI JAYE
TO APNAPAN HAI, TEEJI BAAR KI JAYE TO DEEWANAPAN HAI,
YADI AB BHI BAZ NA AAO TO KAMEENAPAN HAI!!
67.
Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
68.
Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
69.
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
70.
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!!!
71.
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face ,
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
72.
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
73.
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
’Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ’
74.
Har mazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hare k ke liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaj hoti hai.
75.
Maine poocha chand se ?Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa kahi.?
Chand ne kaha ? sale itni upar se dikhta hai kya.?
76.
Din ko chain nahi,
Raat ko aaram nahi,
Ji na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.
77.
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad.....Irshaad..............
78.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
79.
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
80.
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge.
Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
81.
Tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi,
Tu bhi dukhi main bhi dukhi,
Tu chatt se neeche kud ja,
Tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.
82.
Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai
83.
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
84.
Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai be,
La, phawda mujhe de..
85.
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
86.
KADAM KADAM PE HAWAO SE TALUK RAKHNA,
DOSTI KE DOR PE DOSTI KA ASRA RAKHNA,
HAMARI YADON KI KHUSHBU ZARUR AYEGI,
BUS AP APNA MOBILE ON RAKHNA.
87.
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
88.
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...
89.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
90.
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
91.
ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE,
DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE,
SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.
92.
Tusi bade hi great ho, Rasgulle di plate ho,
Pepsi da crate ho,
Ande da omlate ho,
Par jo bhi ho mere sweet friend ho?.
93.
Jidhar dekho udhar isq ke bimaar baithe hai,
Hazaro mar chuke hai, Sekado tayyar baithe hai.
94.
Suno ghau se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe daalo,
Chahe jitna jor lagalo,
Chaho jitna Dew pilalo.
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PAANI.
Humne piya hai tum bhi piyo.
95.
KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,
AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN,
KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN,
YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA,
JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
96.
FOOL KHILTE HAI, BAHARO KA SAMA HOTA HAI,
DOSTI KI BATEIN PHONE PAR NAHI KARTE,
YEH FASANA TO SMS SE HI BAYA HOTA HAI.
97.
Aisi dosti hamari ki dil chahe tu har safar hard agar mein mile,
Mar bhi jao to pyar rahe kayam,
Tu saath wali kabar mein mile.
98.
Accha hua ke tum bewafa nikle
Saale wafadaar to kutthe hote hain
99.
KHUDA NE SANSAR BANAYA AUR SO GAYA, USNE INSAN BANA AUR SO GAYA,
USNE LADKI BANAI, NA KHUD SOYA NA DUNIYA KO SONE DIYA.
100.
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
101.
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
102.
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
103.
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
104.
When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya
105.
Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye
106.
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
107.
Mene poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
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108.
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
(Kiya logical sher hai!!)
109.
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey
110.
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
111.
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai
112.
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main
113.
Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife,
Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
114.
kali zulfe kala anchal,
uspar rang kadai ka ek to teri
yaad satae uspar boj
padai kaaa
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