Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out....."
Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared..... . since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......! ,_
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From India, Hyderabad
42Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out....."
Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared..... . since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......! ,_
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From India, Hyderabad
am doing fine....actually i was not well for past few days.after i recovered, got busy in office wit some work. as well as year ending is coming..... all dse are the reasons :( :) :)
Manju how are you?????
and one thng ,where is sindhu yaar :roll: ???? no news long time.....isnt it?????
From India, New Delhi
Manju how are you?????
and one thng ,where is sindhu yaar :roll: ???? no news long time.....isnt it?????
From India, New Delhi
am absolutely fine dear..... but ajkal Venu aur sindhu kahi dikhai nahi derahe hay?????? sab hay kaha????? ne news????
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Hi Sari dear.......Fantabulous yaar......... :wink:
Hi Sohini... :P
....arrey yaar apan tho yehich hain....How R U?.......Yeh tho khoob hui baat......Chutti maro tum.....workload pressure se Cite-Hr main aa na sako tum aur poochti ho Kahan hain HUM :wink: :P .... Roshogulla machchaye halla gulla :P
Jokes apart.......Thanks dear atleast aapney humey yaad tho kiya.... :lol:
May be DGM_ SALES (Southern Region)....VENU :P is under lot of work pressure....hotha hain kabhi kabhi :wink: ......Hope will be back soon :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Sohini... :P
....arrey yaar apan tho yehich hain....How R U?.......Yeh tho khoob hui baat......Chutti maro tum.....workload pressure se Cite-Hr main aa na sako tum aur poochti ho Kahan hain HUM :wink: :P .... Roshogulla machchaye halla gulla :P
Jokes apart.......Thanks dear atleast aapney humey yaad tho kiya.... :lol:
May be DGM_ SALES (Southern Region)....VENU :P is under lot of work pressure....hotha hain kabhi kabhi :wink: ......Hope will be back soon :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
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