Who is clever? Teacher or student????? ?????
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......( 2 MARKS) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ..(98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!! !
Any guesses who would have passed the test???;);)J
From India, Ahmadabad
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......( 2 MARKS) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ..(98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!! !
Any guesses who would have passed the test???;);)J
From India, Ahmadabad
This joke was already ... any way lets have some once again ... :P
so ... lets change the Question a bit .... ok ? here .. :P
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.......................( 98 MARKS) :wink: :D
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?.............( 2 MARKS) options are ..
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!! ! :roll:
... Now the answers are ...
A1) V. VENU :P
A2) Pass ( give it up) ! :wink:
Score = 98/100 ...... :P :P :P :P :P :P
V. VENU = SMART BOY .... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
1so ... lets change the Question a bit .... ok ? here .. :P
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.......................( 98 MARKS) :wink: :D
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?.............( 2 MARKS) options are ..
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!! ! :roll:
... Now the answers are ...
A1) V. VENU :P
A2) Pass ( give it up) ! :wink:
Score = 98/100 ...... :P :P :P :P :P :P
V. VENU = SMART BOY .... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Very Clever........ :shock: :wink:
Promotion hote hi......Smartness ki hadh kardi Aapne :P this is the MAGIC of my Institute. :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Promotion hote hi......Smartness ki hadh kardi Aapne :P this is the MAGIC of my Institute. :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Thank you SINDHU ... :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
Okey Sindhu ... accepted that I've been promoted .... but I just got admitted into UKG .... :P :P ...and my 'Smartness' ... yeh sab mere LKG ka hee kamaal hai yaar ... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
...and that's from .."VENU INSTITUTE OF 'MAD'AGMENT" !! :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Okey Sindhu ... accepted that I've been promoted .... but I just got admitted into UKG .... :P :P ...and my 'Smartness' ... yeh sab mere LKG ka hee kamaal hai yaar ... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
...and that's from .."VENU INSTITUTE OF 'MAD'AGMENT" !! :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Hi Venu..........
"...PERFECT Institute :wink:
Ok, Venu just try out the below fill in the blanks:
Who says English is easy?
Yes or NO? It's all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
..., I don't have a brain.
..., I don't have sense.
..., I am stupid.
(Warning no contents to be altered only fix a Yes or No that's it)
Howzaaat :?: :wink: :wink: :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
"...PERFECT Institute :wink:
Ok, Venu just try out the below fill in the blanks:
Who says English is easy?
Yes or NO? It's all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
..., I don't have a brain.
..., I don't have sense.
..., I am stupid.
(Warning no contents to be altered only fix a Yes or No that's it)
Howzaaat :?: :wink: :wink: :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Aastha.. Nice Joke.. And Venu.. You are simply hilarious and creative.. And even Sindhu is good :) in giving back answers.. I enjoyed your conversation a lot.. Regards, Phani :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
kya baat hay Venu ji aap to kamal ka jawab de rahe ray............. :wink: promotion kya ,aap ko to double promotion milna chahiye....... :lol: :D :lol: good answer dear.................
Sindhu tum bhi chalu raho .. hum log hay tumhar saath.. tum log debate karte ho..acha lagta hay :) :) ............good reply.....enjoyed
Astha a nice joke :) :) kip it up............good one............
n guys i enjoyed the conversation...............
kip it up.........
regards,
sohini
From India, New Delhi
Sindhu tum bhi chalu raho .. hum log hay tumhar saath.. tum log debate karte ho..acha lagta hay :) :) ............good reply.....enjoyed
Astha a nice joke :) :) kip it up............good one............
n guys i enjoyed the conversation...............
kip it up.........
regards,
sohini
From India, New Delhi
Hi Aastha, Good Joke Enjoyed.. :) Venu and Sindhu.. Lagey Raho taang keechai.. :wink: :wink: :wink: Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
THANK YOU PHANNI .. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sindhu ... I already told you that you are a genius... :wink: phir bhi meri pariksha le rahi ho ? :shock: not fair ! :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is a IAS question ...and not meant for UKG kids like me .... :wink:
to me the Question itself is wrong ... It shud've been " state whether 'TRUE' or 'FALSE' .... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
see I did not alter any of the contents either !! :wink: :wink: :wink:
IAM STILL SMART ... YEAH !! :wink: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
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Sindhu ... I already told you that you are a genius... :wink: phir bhi meri pariksha le rahi ho ? :shock: not fair ! :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is a IAS question ...and not meant for UKG kids like me .... :wink:
to me the Question itself is wrong ... It shud've been " state whether 'TRUE' or 'FALSE' .... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
see I did not alter any of the contents either !! :wink: :wink: :wink:
IAM STILL SMART ... YEAH !! :wink: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Nice joke . But I think we the members of citehr has to arrang a competion for Venu and Sindhu to know who is clever.
Come out with some nice competions which we can arrange specially for Venu and Sindhu and rest also can participate.
R all agree with my views. Give ur comments on this
With Regards
Usha
From India, Mumbai
Come out with some nice competions which we can arrange specially for Venu and Sindhu and rest also can participate.
R all agree with my views. Give ur comments on this
With Regards
Usha
From India, Mumbai
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