hi all,
with due respect to all the Men in the world I dare to post this little bit of humour please bear with me as even I am a guy
but still.... :lol:
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "my in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece...
cheers,
SONIX
From India, Hyderabad
9with due respect to all the Men in the world I dare to post this little bit of humour please bear with me as even I am a guy
but still.... :lol:
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "my in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece...
cheers,
SONIX
From India, Hyderabad
hi Wricha...
You are talking about me understanding women???plz dont tell ths to anyone let it be a secret between u n me....this was sent to me by a girl in my class 8) so might be she has understood women and not me.... :wink: ..
Cheers,
Sonit Singh
From India, Hyderabad
You are talking about me understanding women???plz dont tell ths to anyone let it be a secret between u n me....this was sent to me by a girl in my class 8) so might be she has understood women and not me.... :wink: ..
Cheers,
Sonit Singh
From India, Hyderabad
Hey..........
Really coooooooool!!!!!!!!!n better late than never(realisation!)......
hope more men cum 2 realize d worth of the Gems called 'Women'....reminds me of 'Hum Tum song'....Janwar se insaan banathi hai' ....I can feel ppl cursing.... :D
From United States, Santa Clara
Really coooooooool!!!!!!!!!n better late than never(realisation!)......
hope more men cum 2 realize d worth of the Gems called 'Women'....reminds me of 'Hum Tum song'....Janwar se insaan banathi hai' ....I can feel ppl cursing.... :D
From United States, Santa Clara
Hi Mithra,
Oye ye kya ....Men ka insult :shock: :shock: ?
my dear friends if you read the post right from the start you will notice that I have posted it in the humour section. :wink: ....so dont get carried away...everyting is a joke ....now i can feel people cursing me ...
Cheers,
Sonit Singh
From India, Hyderabad
Oye ye kya ....Men ka insult :shock: :shock: ?
my dear friends if you read the post right from the start you will notice that I have posted it in the humour section. :wink: ....so dont get carried away...everyting is a joke ....now i can feel people cursing me ...
Cheers,
Sonit Singh
From India, Hyderabad
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