W - women
I - incarnate
F - forever as
E - evil
Modern Definition of 'WIFE'
someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single.......
Please add more if you have.................
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18I - incarnate
F - forever as
E - evil
Modern Definition of 'WIFE'
someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single.......
Please add more if you have.................
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Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? It means-”Without Information Fighting Everytime” Wife replies,” No, It means- “With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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Yes........................WIFE is Idiot...............we have to be with her for ever.............I agreed with you. Kittu............ Regards shiv
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late." Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Ha ha haha ha.................excellent one Runal....................But we found .........as result. Regards, Shiv
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When the end of the world came, everybody on earth went to heaven.
God said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there were two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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God said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there were two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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Please go through your conversations and offenses. I cannot comment more than this. Frankly speaking, your posts made me remember a guy named Shiva whose ID was blocked by the moderators of cite-hr a few days ago. Everyone is aware of this.
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See Malinik, frankly, I was kidding. I haven't commented on anyone personally. Once Ajay entered the thread and he was personally addressed, I couldn't control my temper.
Regards,
Shiv
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Shiv
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Shiva, I am no one to point fingers at you. As a friend, I felt it was my duty to bring certain things to your notice, and I did.
We are in a humor session, and all our friends are humorous too until someone crosses their limits. There is always a positive way to approach things, and I request you to adopt that, as it reflects our personalities.
The first qualification of HR is patience, without which it becomes impossible to survive in any sort of environment. It also becomes challenging to handle critical situations.
Yes, there are times when there is a need to raise our voices, but it should be done in a manner that even if you do raise your voice, there should be people around supporting you. If they don't, it means you are brave enough to understand. Thanks for considering my words, Shiva.
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We are in a humor session, and all our friends are humorous too until someone crosses their limits. There is always a positive way to approach things, and I request you to adopt that, as it reflects our personalities.
The first qualification of HR is patience, without which it becomes impossible to survive in any sort of environment. It also becomes challenging to handle critical situations.
Yes, there are times when there is a need to raise our voices, but it should be done in a manner that even if you do raise your voice, there should be people around supporting you. If they don't, it means you are brave enough to understand. Thanks for considering my words, Shiva.
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