If Men Got Pregnant:
Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
Women would rule the world.
From India, Hyderabad
42Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
Women would rule the world.
From India, Hyderabad
we day dream with open eyes ....so our dreams arent very far from reality :D :D Sari enjoyed a lot ...hahahhahahaha
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
1) " Jamba Lakidi Pamba " 2) " amma ....... Aasa, Dosa, Appadam, Vada " :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
that day is not very far venu...... all the girls already started praying..... no appadam dosa vada....... :wink: :wink: what a fun to see men crying... :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: What is this Venu.... plz tell :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From Pakistan, Islamabad
From Pakistan, Islamabad
Even after January 2108 u say same thing ie "the day is not far" U can always see men crying in d future but that future will never become present..... Take it lite ...... Regards, Santu :o
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Its really outstanding and makes us ponder over it. Its really heartning to feel what our other Halves have to go through. :roll: ......This is the other sandeep .. ......sandeep sable
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
My dear unusual indu.....
Thanks for ur compliment......
Make sure 2 check it out whether u got such 6th r 7th sense r 'n'th sense to find me as a astrologer... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Santosh Nag.
From India, Mumbai
Thanks for ur compliment......
Make sure 2 check it out whether u got such 6th r 7th sense r 'n'th sense to find me as a astrologer... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Santosh Nag.
From India, Mumbai
no dear ....I have got only5 senses bestowed on me by the ALmighty and those senses tell me that you got all the good qualities to make an astrologer(like baseless presumptions,putting forward the same in a convincing manner etc :D ).........
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Kuch Khaas hey nahi Hassan Bhai ........ woh Telugu Film ke Humor Quotes the ...... Hindhi mein unka thek thek anuwaad .. umm ... pata nahi hai yaar... kher ... messege sirf itna tha ... " Acchaaaaaa .... aisa Kyaaa "
Could not explain Sari, Agar you can think of a better explanation ... give it na .......waise bhi apna ' Official Translator ' hai na ... kahan hai Mr. Santosh is waqt ? .... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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From India, Hyderabad
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