Deadly PJs Read at your own risk...
(loudly please for maximum effect)
3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?
Bataaon Bataaon!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....
Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: ! Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
shivji khush .
Prakat hue ...
bole ...
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puttar maang ...
maang kya chahiye tujhey !
bakth utha ...
bole shivji ...
mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
unhone kaha ... puttar ...
tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...
kuch bada maang !
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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !
par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !
shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... b! ole ..yaar tu
kuch aur maang .. guitar
na maang ...
wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab
shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)
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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)
) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
=
Heart Attack
Matlab
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
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tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
:P :P :P :P :P :P
HAPPY CHEERFUL n COLOURFUL DIWALI TO ALL
From India, Delhi
(loudly please for maximum effect)
3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?
Bataaon Bataaon!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....
Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: ! Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
shivji khush .
Prakat hue ...
bole ...
.
.
.
.
.
puttar maang ...
maang kya chahiye tujhey !
bakth utha ...
bole shivji ...
mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
unhone kaha ... puttar ...
tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...
kuch bada maang !
.
.
.
.
wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !
par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !
shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... b! ole ..yaar tu
kuch aur maang .. guitar
na maang ...
wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab
shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)
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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)
) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
=
Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
...
....
.....
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
:P :P :P :P :P :P
HAPPY CHEERFUL n COLOURFUL DIWALI TO ALL
From India, Delhi
why did shahrukh change his pet from a dog to a peacock?
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kyunki ye dil maange "more"
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From India, Mumbai
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