8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Enjoy soem cool SMS... 8)
FUNNY SMS...
1) Sharabi knocks the door of his home. wife opens the door;sharabi asks who r u?
She yells: how dare u forget ur wife! He answrs: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai!
2) Try dis
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.
Aur uska hawaii jahaz bna ke uda do..
3) Question. How Nisar was born?
Answer. Jawani Jaan-e-mann, Haseen dilruba, Mily 2 dil jawan, NISAR HO GAYA.
4) A man got
2 wishes 4m a fairy.
He asked 4
d best wine
&
d best woman in d world.
D next instant
he had
d best wine
&
mother teresa beside.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC.
5) Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
6) Prospective Husband :Do you have a book called "Man, the Master of Women".
Salesgirl :The fiction department is on the other side, sir !!
7) Cool It's sad for a girl to reach an age where men consider her "charmless" ...but its worse for a man to reach an age where girls consider him "harmless." Wink
8) Beta apni maa se,purani album dekhte huye-maa ye photo mein itna smart aadmi kaun hai?Maa:-beta ye tumhare papa hai.
Beta-to hum is ganje k sath kyo rehte hain.
:wink: :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
8) 8) 8) 8)
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Enjoy soem cool SMS... 8)
FUNNY SMS...
1) Sharabi knocks the door of his home. wife opens the door;sharabi asks who r u?
She yells: how dare u forget ur wife! He answrs: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai!
2) Try dis
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.
Aur uska hawaii jahaz bna ke uda do..
3) Question. How Nisar was born?
Answer. Jawani Jaan-e-mann, Haseen dilruba, Mily 2 dil jawan, NISAR HO GAYA.
4) A man got
2 wishes 4m a fairy.
He asked 4
d best wine
&
d best woman in d world.
D next instant
he had
d best wine
&
mother teresa beside.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC.
5) Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
6) Prospective Husband :Do you have a book called "Man, the Master of Women".
Salesgirl :The fiction department is on the other side, sir !!
7) Cool It's sad for a girl to reach an age where men consider her "charmless" ...but its worse for a man to reach an age where girls consider him "harmless." Wink
8) Beta apni maa se,purani album dekhte huye-maa ye photo mein itna smart aadmi kaun hai?Maa:-beta ye tumhare papa hai.
Beta-to hum is ganje k sath kyo rehte hain.
:wink: :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
8) 8) 8) 8)
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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