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Here are some thoughts related to Husband and Wife. I hope all you bachelors will find this helpful and appreciate it.
[HUSBAND AND WIFE--Some Thoughts]
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone if suicide is better or being murdered.
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then turns them into Wives!
A man who surrenders when he's wrong is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right is a Husband.
If you are married, please ignore this message. For everyone else: Happy Independence Day.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare.
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during the wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
There is only one perfect child in the world, and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world, and every neighbor has it.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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508Here are some thoughts related to Husband and Wife. I hope all you bachelors will find this helpful and appreciate it.
[HUSBAND AND WIFE--Some Thoughts]
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone if suicide is better or being murdered.
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then turns them into Wives!
A man who surrenders when he's wrong is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right is a Husband.
If you are married, please ignore this message. For everyone else: Happy Independence Day.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare.
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during the wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
There is only one perfect child in the world, and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world, and every neighbor has it.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: hmmmmmmmmmmm Pls dont forget to invite me to your marriage.....i have to gossip with your wife..... Sari :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
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From India, Hyderabad
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Hi Amit,
How are you? Sir, why are you only behind married people? I am checking all these emails on both sides. It seems like the intention is to send messages to every corner of the world. 😄😄😄
From India, Calcutta
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How are you? Sir, why are you only behind married people? I am checking all these emails on both sides. It seems like the intention is to send messages to every corner of the world. 😄😄😄
From India, Calcutta
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Hii Sari.. Sure will definitely invite.. Don’t forget to come.. But it might take some time.. Hope you to see you along with your family.. :wink: :wink: :wink: Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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Hii. Vibgyor.. Abhi jab tak Bachelor hoon tab tak to comments doonga.. but when will get married will never give comments only will read.. :wink: :wink: :wink: Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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From India, Ahmadabad
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Hi,
I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOU.
I am really enjoying my married life more than how I enjoyed my bachelor life. I did not even see my photograph before marriage. I had to wait 149 days to see my wife; I first saw her after our marriage. If my parents are God's gift, my wife is my parents' best-ever gift to me in this world.
From India, Coimbatore
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I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOU.
I am really enjoying my married life more than how I enjoyed my bachelor life. I did not even see my photograph before marriage. I had to wait 149 days to see my wife; I first saw her after our marriage. If my parents are God's gift, my wife is my parents' best-ever gift to me in this world.
From India, Coimbatore
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Hello, peer Sahab. Please don't mind, but a newly married person may say this. Ask those people who have completed only a year of their marriage what they think regarding their bachelor life. Wo kehte hain... Nayi nayi chiz sabhi ko achchi lagti hai. :wink: :wink: :wink: Please don't mind, just joking... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Ahmadabad
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From India, Ahmadabad
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From India, New Delhi
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From India, New Delhi
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Hello Amit Saab,
I got married on 19th Feb 2006, and we are blessed with a baby girl. She is 7 months old. My better half is a dental surgeon. I enjoy each passing day. 😂
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From India, Coimbatore
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I got married on 19th Feb 2006, and we are blessed with a baby girl. She is 7 months old. My better half is a dental surgeon. I enjoy each passing day. 😂
(Note: I have replaced the multiple commas with appropriate punctuation marks. Also, I have changed the emoticons to the corresponding text for clarity.)
From India, Coimbatore
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