Hi all,
Read about the present Human condition.....
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay Rs.2 for a Re.1 item he needs.
A woman will pay Re.1 for a Rs.2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU TO GET MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
:D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
11Read about the present Human condition.....
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay Rs.2 for a Re.1 item he needs.
A woman will pay Re.1 for a Rs.2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU TO GET MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
:D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ... Cool One yar... Really pity for the guys who are planning to get married soon... But this is not the same for all girls. Thank you ATomleaf for accepting the facts. Cheers Anu
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
CHEERS.....CHEERS........................ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I AGREE....WTH ATOM BHAI... regards scare_crow
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Hi Vishal Dude, Anu, Shaki
:D :D :D Thank you guys :D :D :D
nice to see u guys are free at weekend.... i ve posted last saturday... u guys reply today.... really not complainin....
Enjoy weekend.... especially saturdays r always cool....
.. Shaki ... its only fact.. mate... dont think anythin.... shed ur worries,office assignments.....
:D agree guys?
:) :) :)
Regards
From India, Madras
:D :D :D Thank you guys :D :D :D
nice to see u guys are free at weekend.... i ve posted last saturday... u guys reply today.... really not complainin....
Enjoy weekend.... especially saturdays r always cool....
.. Shaki ... its only fact.. mate... dont think anythin.... shed ur worries,office assignments.....
:D agree guys?
:) :) :)
Regards
From India, Madras
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