Exploring Humorous Workplace Abbreviations and Employee Relations - CiteHR

Hi all,

Some funny but creative abbreviations! If you can also think of any, do contribute!

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go
16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster
17. TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technicians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

Thanks & Regards,

Tanvini Gogri

From India, Mumbai
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Hi, Some of the responses for HR. HR: House Rent HR: Human Relations HR: Human Resources HR: House of Representatives HR: Heart Rate HR: Home Run (In Basket Ball) Thanks Valliappan :D
From India, Madras
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