Usually I would not post this but I had some good laughs at this....
-Rekha
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man
and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man
has rested.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least
he'll shut up after you let him in!
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother
and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to
another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with
profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why
did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but
this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For
whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a
moment to collect him self, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbors listen.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But
she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The
husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally
the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't
be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I
wouldn't be here."
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After
marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
paying for it."
Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after
marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that
he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is
going thru hell.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds "Wife wanted". Next day,
he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.......
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If
you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap
your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
promise but I hope you will keep yours."
"What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my
wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me
for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but
today is the last day."
From United States, Saint Louis
3-Rekha
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man
and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man
has rested.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least
he'll shut up after you let him in!
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother
and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to
another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with
profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why
did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but
this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For
whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a
moment to collect him self, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbors listen.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But
she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The
husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally
the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't
be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I
wouldn't be here."
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After
marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
paying for it."
Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after
marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that
he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is
going thru hell.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds "Wife wanted". Next day,
he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.......
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If
you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap
your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
promise but I hope you will keep yours."
"What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my
wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me
for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but
today is the last day."
From United States, Saint Louis
hi rekha,
hope i should be a bachelor to avoid such circumstances.
still enjoyin and forwarded to all my prestigious friends
good job.
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jayavel.k(09842797505)
"Life is short and Knowledge is ocean, swim until ur last breath"
From India, Madras
hope i should be a bachelor to avoid such circumstances.
still enjoyin and forwarded to all my prestigious friends
good job.
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jayavel.k(09842797505)
"Life is short and Knowledge is ocean, swim until ur last breath"
From India, Madras
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