Hello Everyone,

Hope you are doing well at your end. I am planning to make a PowerPoint presentation for each department in my organization. My theme is to introduce each department with funny one-liners.

Could you please suggest some funny one-liners for the following teams:
- Sales team
- Operations team
- Compliance team
- Customer service team

Thanks and regards,
Leena

From India, Mumbai
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Sales Team: Making people fools.

Operations Team: Trying their best to not do anything.

Compliance Team: Making things complicated for others and themselves.

Customer Service Team: "We don't care about you."

Saurabh

From China, Leizhou
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Dear Leena,

Please check the attachment contents. One of the strange one-liners that I have seen in New Zealand is, 'Never Give The Orders That Can't Be Obeyed.' I guess this might be suitable for the HR Department.

From India, Mumbai
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A agitating workers were on Hunger Strike and local MLA visits them for negotiation. After the final judgment MLA replies - 'Iodex Maliye Kaam Par Chaliye'
From India, Mumbai
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Sales Team — — "PICK POCKET TEAM" operations team- "ALWAYS SLLEPING TEAM" complaince team- "COMPLICATED TEAM" customer service team- "FISH MARKET" / "CHIT CHAT TEAM"
From India, Bharat
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