Hi friends
Sharing with you all the kutti jokes (Collection), especially to all the Married persons.................... hope you all will enjoy the same..........................
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
A friend asked a lady: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?"
"Yes, a strand of my husband's hair."
"But your husband's still alive!"
"Yes, but his hair's gone."
*First Soldier: "What made U go into the army?"
Second Soldier: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?"
First Soldier: "Well, I had a wife and loved peace."
* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
*It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women. and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
* It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... the KAAMWALI
*A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
*What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
* Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
* Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
* Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
* If your wife wants to learn to drive,
don't stand in her way.
* Behind every great man,
there is a surprised woman.
* Some people kiss with both eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.
* The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
* A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
* I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
* Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
* Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
* The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
* Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business.
* A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.
* Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
* Sign on a famous beauty parlor window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.
* My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
* My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
* A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
* I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied,. In the lake."
* The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
* After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
* I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
* My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
* A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
* Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
* Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
* Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
* A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
* A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied,
* Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
* It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
* Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
* Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,. Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
* Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Married Ladies plz exuse and dont get
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
But you toooooooooooooooooooooooo
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
And Bachelors do think before you INK
From India, Madras
Sharing with you all the kutti jokes (Collection), especially to all the Married persons.................... hope you all will enjoy the same..........................
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
A friend asked a lady: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?"
"Yes, a strand of my husband's hair."
"But your husband's still alive!"
"Yes, but his hair's gone."
*First Soldier: "What made U go into the army?"
Second Soldier: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?"
First Soldier: "Well, I had a wife and loved peace."
* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
*It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women. and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
* It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... the KAAMWALI
*A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
*What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
* Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
* Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
* Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
* If your wife wants to learn to drive,
don't stand in her way.
* Behind every great man,
there is a surprised woman.
* Some people kiss with both eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.
* The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
* A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
* I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
* Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
* Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
* The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
* Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business.
* A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.
* Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
* Sign on a famous beauty parlor window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.
* My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
* My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
* A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
* I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied,. In the lake."
* The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
* After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
* I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
* My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
* A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
* Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
* Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
* Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
* A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
* A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied,
* Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
* It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
* Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
* Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,. Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
* Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Married Ladies plz exuse and dont get
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
But you toooooooooooooooooooooooo
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
And Bachelors do think before you INK
From India, Madras
No Married personnels?????????????????????????/
Thats the reason why all the bachelors have read in big, and no response.................................. ok
Enjoy the jokes all the way
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From India, Madras
Thats the reason why all the bachelors have read in big, and no response.................................. ok
Enjoy the jokes all the way
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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From India, Madras
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From Pakistan, Islamabad
From Pakistan, Islamabad
:P :P :P :P :P Great collection! thanks for sharing. I think u r working for ministry of family planning and welfare. Good job!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: regards Anuradha
From India, Delhi
65From India, Delhi
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From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
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