Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda EPF panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
One day Sardarji buys a "kaadhal" film VCD and he keeps it in the fridge, do you know why? Because Sardar wants to see the "Jillunu Oru Kadhal" film.
Man: How many idlies can you eat on an empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man: You can eat only 1 idly on an empty stomach. When you eat the second one, it's not an empty stomach. Sardar: Ha ha ha, super joke, I'm going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many idlies can you eat on an empty stomach? Friend: I can eat 10. Sardar: Poda. If you say 6, I will tell a super joke.
Naragathil Yeman and man. Man: Nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren, how much paise? Yeman: Naragam to naragam FREE.
Love marriage ikkum, arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? Naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vittathu athu arranged marriage.
"What is a heart attack?" Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa un blood heat aagum. Aval sirithal, un bp increase aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal, un heartbeat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni... "Anna, Triplicane kku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla 'Dum' nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed (NoorMohamed), 9thara (Nayantara), 6mugam (Arumugam), 7malai (Ezhumalai), 5ali (Anjali), and 3sha (Trisha). Kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM.
Tea strong aa iruka yena pannanum? Oru spoon "cement" podanum.
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR nu solranga. 10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga. Enna ulagamba.
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN TVyil Hollywood Thiraipadam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI" (SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thiraipadam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach (Mummy returns).
Super Punch: Athigama "Makeup" podura ponnum... Romba nala tea kadaila thongra "BANNUM" nalla irundhatha sarithirame illay.
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54One day Sardarji buys a "kaadhal" film VCD and he keeps it in the fridge, do you know why? Because Sardar wants to see the "Jillunu Oru Kadhal" film.
Man: How many idlies can you eat on an empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man: You can eat only 1 idly on an empty stomach. When you eat the second one, it's not an empty stomach. Sardar: Ha ha ha, super joke, I'm going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many idlies can you eat on an empty stomach? Friend: I can eat 10. Sardar: Poda. If you say 6, I will tell a super joke.
Naragathil Yeman and man. Man: Nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren, how much paise? Yeman: Naragam to naragam FREE.
Love marriage ikkum, arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? Naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vittathu athu arranged marriage.
"What is a heart attack?" Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa un blood heat aagum. Aval sirithal, un bp increase aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal, un heartbeat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni... "Anna, Triplicane kku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla 'Dum' nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed (NoorMohamed), 9thara (Nayantara), 6mugam (Arumugam), 7malai (Ezhumalai), 5ali (Anjali), and 3sha (Trisha). Kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM.
Tea strong aa iruka yena pannanum? Oru spoon "cement" podanum.
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR nu solranga. 10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga. Enna ulagamba.
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN TVyil Hollywood Thiraipadam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI" (SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thiraipadam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach (Mummy returns).
Super Punch: Athigama "Makeup" podura ponnum... Romba nala tea kadaila thongra "BANNUM" nalla irundhatha sarithirame illay.
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:roll::roll: we cant laugh if posted in tamil :no::no: how much Romba it may be :unsure::unsure:
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:roll::roll: EYah humor section tamil version kab se aagaya:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::icon14:
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:roll::roll::roll: :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::icon2:
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haa haa haa haaa lolzzzzzzzzz rofl~~~~~~~ hee hee hee, itne fataaang jokes tar me kadhi pahilech nahvte , yevdey fatanggg..!! ki kahi samjlach nahi :icon2::sleep::p:p:p
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Ok, let me convert this to English.
Wife: If I cook for you in this manner, what will I get?
Husband: You will get my PF money soon.
One day Sardarji buys a "kaadhal - Love" film VCD and he kept it in the fridge. Do you know why? Because Sardar wants to see "jillunu oru kadhal- Cool Love" film.
Man: How many idlis can you eat on an empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlis.
Man: You can eat only 1 idli on an empty stomach. When you eat the second, that's not an empty stomach.
Sardar: Ha ha ha, super joke! I'm going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlis can you eat on an empty stomach?
Friend: I can eat 10.
Sardar: Stupid! If you had said 6, then I would have told you a super joke.
Yamaraj and a man in hell.
Man: How much does it cost to make a call to my wife?
Yamaraj: Hell to hell, it's free.
What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage?
If we ourselves fall into a well, then that's love marriage. If 10 people push us into the well, then that's arranged marriage.
Do you know what is meant by a heart attack? If you come across a beautiful girl, your blood heats up; if she laughs, your BP increases; if she looks at you, your heart rate will rise; you sweat, your tongue gets dry... If she opens her beautiful lips and asks, "Brother, will this bus go to Triplicane?" That's called a heart attack.
Man 1: Can you tell 130 names in one minute?
Man 2: No, you tell me if you can.
Man 1: 100mohmed (NoorMohamed), 9thara (Nayantara), 6mugam- 6faces (Arumugam), 7malai- 7hills (Ezhumalai), 5ali (Anjali), and 3sha (Trisha). Add them and see... it will be 130 names.
What to do if you want a strong tea? Add one spoon of "CEMENT" to it.
If people spend 1000 or 2000 for Ooty, Kodaikanal, and roam around, they call it a tour. If we roam around in our village without spending even 10 paise, they call us a "poriki" (waste fellow).
Police: How did the accident take place?
Driver: Even I don't understand, sir. At the time, I was sleeping.
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Wife: If I cook for you in this manner, what will I get?
Husband: You will get my PF money soon.
One day Sardarji buys a "kaadhal - Love" film VCD and he kept it in the fridge. Do you know why? Because Sardar wants to see "jillunu oru kadhal- Cool Love" film.
Man: How many idlis can you eat on an empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlis.
Man: You can eat only 1 idli on an empty stomach. When you eat the second, that's not an empty stomach.
Sardar: Ha ha ha, super joke! I'm going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlis can you eat on an empty stomach?
Friend: I can eat 10.
Sardar: Stupid! If you had said 6, then I would have told you a super joke.
Yamaraj and a man in hell.
Man: How much does it cost to make a call to my wife?
Yamaraj: Hell to hell, it's free.
What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage?
If we ourselves fall into a well, then that's love marriage. If 10 people push us into the well, then that's arranged marriage.
Do you know what is meant by a heart attack? If you come across a beautiful girl, your blood heats up; if she laughs, your BP increases; if she looks at you, your heart rate will rise; you sweat, your tongue gets dry... If she opens her beautiful lips and asks, "Brother, will this bus go to Triplicane?" That's called a heart attack.
Man 1: Can you tell 130 names in one minute?
Man 2: No, you tell me if you can.
Man 1: 100mohmed (NoorMohamed), 9thara (Nayantara), 6mugam- 6faces (Arumugam), 7malai- 7hills (Ezhumalai), 5ali (Anjali), and 3sha (Trisha). Add them and see... it will be 130 names.
What to do if you want a strong tea? Add one spoon of "CEMENT" to it.
If people spend 1000 or 2000 for Ooty, Kodaikanal, and roam around, they call it a tour. If we roam around in our village without spending even 10 paise, they call us a "poriki" (waste fellow).
Police: How did the accident take place?
Driver: Even I don't understand, sir. At the time, I was sleeping.
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Gr8 Freak.. You are simply great.... Hats off to you...... Kai doka ahe... Kai samajnyachi buddhi ahe tuzii.. Wow, simply superb! :p:p...... It pun konti hi bhasa...... Wow, amazing.... Cool 8-). Tula Tamil madhe pun hasta yete? :unsure:.. Te tar archrayach...... :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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Chitra,
Kahi pan pakvu nakos, freak ani gr8 lol, mazi buddhi mazya sarkhi aahe :-P, Tamil madhe, arey Tamil che accent itki bhari aaste na, ki haasun haasun jaaaam waat lagtey heehaa haa haa haa..!! Hya jagat sagla ascharyacha aastaa smajla ka :icon6::icon10:
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Kahi pan pakvu nakos, freak ani gr8 lol, mazi buddhi mazya sarkhi aahe :-P, Tamil madhe, arey Tamil che accent itki bhari aaste na, ki haasun haasun jaaaam waat lagtey heehaa haa haa haa..!! Hya jagat sagla ascharyacha aastaa smajla ka :icon6::icon10:
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