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Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed home...Mukesh bhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes bye to Nita bhabhi on 16th floor, says "see you"to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floorto self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but thenhe finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor?15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th?
He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, lift attendants etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running around on all the floors, but the key is nottraceable.Fed up, after half an hourof frantic search, Mukesh bhai leaves in a huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car.At 3.30 p.m late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukesh bhai's pant and hung itto dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found.This was detected because of Nita bhabhi's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 a.m last night Mukesh replied that he was at home all night."Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 a.m?I was so much worried. I could not sleep whole night," quizzed Nita bhabhi."Oh That helicopter". That helicopter came from Germany , sent by Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key"... mumbled Mukesh.
Moral of the story:Stay in one room kitchen flat only........ Least-Problem at Home.
From India, Hyderabad
32Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed home...Mukesh bhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes bye to Nita bhabhi on 16th floor, says "see you"to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floorto self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but thenhe finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor?15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th?
He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, lift attendants etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running around on all the floors, but the key is nottraceable.Fed up, after half an hourof frantic search, Mukesh bhai leaves in a huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car.At 3.30 p.m late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukesh bhai's pant and hung itto dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found.This was detected because of Nita bhabhi's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 a.m last night Mukesh replied that he was at home all night."Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 a.m?I was so much worried. I could not sleep whole night," quizzed Nita bhabhi."Oh That helicopter". That helicopter came from Germany , sent by Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key"... mumbled Mukesh.
Moral of the story:Stay in one room kitchen flat only........ Least-Problem at Home.
From India, Hyderabad
Ambani ji create a long a very deep difference between a general public and rich, I think richest man work as a trust Edit/Delete Message
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
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