Shweta2ojha
1. A Doctor was addressing a large audience: The material we put into our stomachs are enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
2. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
3. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it? - After several seconds of silence, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding cake."
Shweta

From India, Vadodara
shrutiarjun
5

:shock: :shock: :roll: :P :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hey Shweta aapki posting se Zabardast tho TTILE hai yaar... :wink: Regards, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
V. VENU
1

hi Sindhu ... kuch cheezoon ko hum khoobsoorat banaate hain naa .. chalo ... lets start ...!!
Et tu ... se mujhe ek gaana yaad aaya ...
ek main aur ek tu hai, aur hawa mein jaadu hai
aarzoo bekabu hai, samjho saare baat baaki
waqt ka kya bharosa, banke paani beh jaaye
kal agar na mil paaye reh na jaaye baat baaki ..
right here right now hain khushi ka samaa
right here right now hum hai is pal jaha
bhool jaao muskurao reh na jaaye baat baaki
ek main aur ek tu hai aur hawa mein jaadu hai
aarzoo bekabu hai samjho saare baat baaki
waqt ka kya bharosa banke paani beh jaaye
kal agar na mil paaye reh na jaaye baat baaki
come to me !

From India, Hyderabad
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shrutiarjun
5

Hi Venu....... :P
...Wonderful wordings and very meaningful....aptly describes LIFE..... :lol:
Seriously I enjoyed reading the above lines............ :lol:
OH :shock: we are in Humour Section...... :P
hmmm....... :wink:
……Kya Gaana Hain :P ……..Kya Gaaney ka Mukda hain aur kya antara hain :P …….aur ending main jo JPG chheppa hain samajhgaye hum aapney badla apna painthra hain :wink: …..(Changed dice)…..anyways it was nice……BLUFFMASTER….you are now rhyming faster... :wink: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu

From India, Delhi
sandeep_sable
5

Woh to Purane log Shadi ka Ladu kaha karte the The modern version is Shadi ka Cake , Na khaye woh pachtaye jo khaye woh bhi pachtaye. ....Sandeep Sable
From India, Pune
Manju27
2

Hi Shwetha. . Us Budde ko wedding cake finally hajam hua ki nahi.. :wink: :wink: :wink: And Venu and Sindhu.. Good Replies.. :) :) :) Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
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