I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
Source: FW mail
Regards;
Zara
From Pakistan, Karachi
2I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
Source: FW mail
Regards;
Zara
From Pakistan, Karachi
Too good....Zara...... :P :lol: Sindhu Hey Sari.....Tumney bahut sahi kaha....woh hain Intelligent Naari :P Regards, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Intelligent Naari 8) 8)
Pati par Bhari :lol: :lol:
Bechare ki Jeb Khali saari ki Saari :lol: :lol:
Phir bhi Kehne ko MNazboor
Sabse Intelligent Biwi Hamari :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Isse to Badiya hai Raho Bal Brahamchari :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
Intelligent Naari 8) 8)
Pati par Bhari :lol: :lol:
Bechare ki Jeb Khali saari ki Saari :lol: :lol:
Phir bhi Kehne ko MNazboor
Sabse Intelligent Biwi Hamari :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Isse to Badiya hai Raho Bal Brahamchari :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
Hi Rahul....... :P
hmmm...... :wink:
Sunney main tho badiya hain Bal Brahmachari
Par rah na sakoge without Tum Naari
Seti bhi aur Line bhi isi par hain maari :wink:
aur Iseepar tumney Dil hain Haari :P
Isliye Jyaada mat Jatawo Hoshiyaari
warna Jo sunoge humse Khari khari
Bol Padoge Naari Bahut hai Pyaari :P
N.B: (Tum is intended for the whole community not for a single person)
:P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
hmmm...... :wink:
Sunney main tho badiya hain Bal Brahmachari
Par rah na sakoge without Tum Naari
Seti bhi aur Line bhi isi par hain maari :wink:
aur Iseepar tumney Dil hain Haari :P
Isliye Jyaada mat Jatawo Hoshiyaari
warna Jo sunoge humse Khari khari
Bol Padoge Naari Bahut hai Pyaari :P
N.B: (Tum is intended for the whole community not for a single person)
:P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Arre Arre :o :o
Hum to HAi Badiya Bal Brahamchari :lol: :lol:
Shadi Se Acha HAi Sunle Khari Khoti Tumhari :lol:
Kam Se KAm Jaan To Bachegi Hamari :lol: :lol:
Naari Sab Par Bhari :lol: :lol:
Isi Liye Badiya Hai Bhai Bal Brahamchari :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
Hum to HAi Badiya Bal Brahamchari :lol: :lol:
Shadi Se Acha HAi Sunle Khari Khoti Tumhari :lol:
Kam Se KAm Jaan To Bachegi Hamari :lol: :lol:
Naari Sab Par Bhari :lol: :lol:
Isi Liye Badiya Hai Bhai Bal Brahamchari :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
Hi Rahul :P
Salah Dena farz hain humaari
bhaaki Marzi hain tumhaari
yeh bhaat humney kahi hain khari khari :wink:
khari koti sunana neeyat nahin hain humari :P
Ab bhi tum na sambhley tho .....tab tak time nikal jayega saari...
Phir na kehna Wakayi Nari hai badi pyaari
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Salah Dena farz hain humaari
bhaaki Marzi hain tumhaari
yeh bhaat humney kahi hain khari khari :wink:
khari koti sunana neeyat nahin hain humari :P
Ab bhi tum na sambhley tho .....tab tak time nikal jayega saari...
Phir na kehna Wakayi Nari hai badi pyaari
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Sindhu,
I understand Tum freind ho hamari :lol: :lol:
Par lagi hai jindagi daav par hamari :lol: :lol:
maan to le salah tumhari :lol: :lol:
par kya kare hamein jindagi aise hi hai bahut pyari :lol: :lol:
darr lagta hai hamein, agar aa gai koi naari :lol: :lol:
kahin khatam naa ho jaye hamari aish saari :lol: :lol:
aur bina paani ke hi doob jaye naiya hamaari :lol: :lol:
Naa bhaiya naa.................. badiya hai bal brahamchari :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
I understand Tum freind ho hamari :lol: :lol:
Par lagi hai jindagi daav par hamari :lol: :lol:
maan to le salah tumhari :lol: :lol:
par kya kare hamein jindagi aise hi hai bahut pyari :lol: :lol:
darr lagta hai hamein, agar aa gai koi naari :lol: :lol:
kahin khatam naa ho jaye hamari aish saari :lol: :lol:
aur bina paani ke hi doob jaye naiya hamaari :lol: :lol:
Naa bhaiya naa.................. badiya hai bal brahamchari :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
Hi .... :P
Pahley yeh batao Akal kahan hain Tumhari :wink:
Patanahi kya Bahkawey mein… kar raheho ulti seedhi batein saari :P
Darthey ho kahin katam na hojaye aish tumhaari
Isiliye Chaleho Karne apni Zindagi ko Ash Only jaise Akal gayi ho Maari
Ab na Hum Samjhayenge……aakhir tolerance ka bhi kuch limit hai humaari
Ab bhi agar kehna hain ki “Rehna hain Bal Brahmachari…Marzi hain Tumhaari”
Sadaa Sukhi raho yeh duwa hain humaari........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Pahley yeh batao Akal kahan hain Tumhari :wink:
Patanahi kya Bahkawey mein… kar raheho ulti seedhi batein saari :P
Darthey ho kahin katam na hojaye aish tumhaari
Isiliye Chaleho Karne apni Zindagi ko Ash Only jaise Akal gayi ho Maari
Ab na Hum Samjhayenge……aakhir tolerance ka bhi kuch limit hai humaari
Ab bhi agar kehna hain ki “Rehna hain Bal Brahmachari…Marzi hain Tumhaari”
Sadaa Sukhi raho yeh duwa hain humaari........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Sindhu,
Tumne toh ankhen khol di hamari :shock: :shock:
Ab hum na rahenge baal brahamchaari :lol: :lol:
Kam se Kam 70 - 80 Saal baad to Paa hi lenge koi Kanya Kunwari. :lol: :lol:
Bas wahin hoga aish ka ant aur ash ki tayyari hamari :lol: :lol:
Usse Pehle nahin phiregi niyat hamari :lol: :lol:
Tab tak Rahenge Bal.....................
:lol:
But Advise BAhut Jordar thi Tumhari :lol: :lol:
Thanks for Concern :lol: :lol:
Rahul
From India, Delhi
Tumne toh ankhen khol di hamari :shock: :shock:
Ab hum na rahenge baal brahamchaari :lol: :lol:
Kam se Kam 70 - 80 Saal baad to Paa hi lenge koi Kanya Kunwari. :lol: :lol:
Bas wahin hoga aish ka ant aur ash ki tayyari hamari :lol: :lol:
Usse Pehle nahin phiregi niyat hamari :lol: :lol:
Tab tak Rahenge Bal.....................
:lol:
But Advise BAhut Jordar thi Tumhari :lol: :lol:
Thanks for Concern :lol: :lol:
Rahul
From India, Delhi
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