Tum chhupate rahe ehsas meri chahat ka,
Hamne to dil ke dhadakne ka sabab mang liya,
Jisne di dil ko mere aag usi katil se,
apani aankho ki kataron ko nami man liya,
Hamne to pyar se ek shahre sukhan mang liya,
Jannaten chhod di mitti ka badan mang liya,
Oh Muslman thi Bhagwan se sharmati rahi,
Aur allah se sajan ne sanam mang liya,
From India, Bangalore
32Hamne to dil ke dhadakne ka sabab mang liya,
Jisne di dil ko mere aag usi katil se,
apani aankho ki kataron ko nami man liya,
Hamne to pyar se ek shahre sukhan mang liya,
Jannaten chhod di mitti ka badan mang liya,
Oh Muslman thi Bhagwan se sharmati rahi,
Aur allah se sajan ne sanam mang liya,
From India, Bangalore
funny shayari
Zaroori Toh Nahin Hai Ke,
Jeene Ke Liye Sahara Ho,
Zaroori Toh Nahin Ke,
Hum Jinke Hain Woh Bhi Hamare Ho,
Kuch Kashtiyan Doob Bhi Toh Jaaya Karthi Hai,
Zaroori Nahin Ke Har Kashti Ke
shayari
Yeh Kaliya Bhi Khil Uththi,
Baharon Ne Aane Main Der Kardi.
Aaj Woh Bhi Hamare Saath Hote,
Humne Izhar Karne Main Der Kardi.
Itna Satana Acha Nahin Hota,
Maan Jao Ke Intzaar Acha Nahin Hota,
Woh Phool Hi Tho The jinko Hum Liye Khade Hai.
Ab Tho Woh Bhi Murja Se Gaye Hai,
Aapke Intzaar Main Woh Bhikar Se Gaye Hai.
Phool Toh Phir Bhi Khil Jayenge,
Humara Kya Hoga Jo Aapke,
Intzaar Main Khade Hain.
[shayri]
Ae Baarish Tu Itna Mat Baras,
Ke Woh Aa Na Sake.
Aur Aaye Toh Itna Baras Ki,
Woh Wapas Jaa Na Sake.
Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar
kaun gali mein aya hai ,
kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,
khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho
Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai
Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar
kaun gali mein aya hai ,
kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,
khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho
Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai
Liye Kinara Ho......
funny shayaris
Meri Dil Ki Har Ek Dhadkan,
Tere Dil Ne Churaali hai,
Kiya Hai Humne Toh Izhaar,
Ke Ab Baari Tumhari Hai,
Jo Tum Keh Do Yeh Bas Ek Baar,
Ke Meri Dhadkan Tumhari Hai,
Dikha Denge Mohabbat,
Apni Duniya Se Nirali Hai.
hindi shayari
Chaho Na Chaho Tum Humhe Dil Se,
Mohabbat Karo Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se,
Par E Dil Ki Dhadkan,
Nafrat Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se.
Jab Aati Hai Yaad Tumhari,
Tab Main Gun Gunathi Hoon.
Kahin Aansu Na Aa Jaaye,
Isliye Muskuraati Hoon
From India, Bangalore
Zaroori Toh Nahin Hai Ke,
Jeene Ke Liye Sahara Ho,
Zaroori Toh Nahin Ke,
Hum Jinke Hain Woh Bhi Hamare Ho,
Kuch Kashtiyan Doob Bhi Toh Jaaya Karthi Hai,
Zaroori Nahin Ke Har Kashti Ke
shayari
Yeh Kaliya Bhi Khil Uththi,
Baharon Ne Aane Main Der Kardi.
Aaj Woh Bhi Hamare Saath Hote,
Humne Izhar Karne Main Der Kardi.
Itna Satana Acha Nahin Hota,
Maan Jao Ke Intzaar Acha Nahin Hota,
Woh Phool Hi Tho The jinko Hum Liye Khade Hai.
Ab Tho Woh Bhi Murja Se Gaye Hai,
Aapke Intzaar Main Woh Bhikar Se Gaye Hai.
Phool Toh Phir Bhi Khil Jayenge,
Humara Kya Hoga Jo Aapke,
Intzaar Main Khade Hain.
[shayri]
Ae Baarish Tu Itna Mat Baras,
Ke Woh Aa Na Sake.
Aur Aaye Toh Itna Baras Ki,
Woh Wapas Jaa Na Sake.
Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar
kaun gali mein aya hai ,
kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,
khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho
Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai
Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar
kaun gali mein aya hai ,
kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,
khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho
Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai
Liye Kinara Ho......
funny shayaris
Meri Dil Ki Har Ek Dhadkan,
Tere Dil Ne Churaali hai,
Kiya Hai Humne Toh Izhaar,
Ke Ab Baari Tumhari Hai,
Jo Tum Keh Do Yeh Bas Ek Baar,
Ke Meri Dhadkan Tumhari Hai,
Dikha Denge Mohabbat,
Apni Duniya Se Nirali Hai.
hindi shayari
Chaho Na Chaho Tum Humhe Dil Se,
Mohabbat Karo Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se,
Par E Dil Ki Dhadkan,
Nafrat Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se.
Jab Aati Hai Yaad Tumhari,
Tab Main Gun Gunathi Hoon.
Kahin Aansu Na Aa Jaaye,
Isliye Muskuraati Hoon
From India, Bangalore
NA KARTA SIKAYAT ZAMANE SE KOI ,
AGAR MAAN JATA MANANE SE KOI,
KYUN KISIKO YAD KARTA KOI ,
AGAR BHUL JATA BHULANE SE KOI,
GAM KI BIJLI GIRI JAL GAYA ASHIYAN,
CHHUT GAYE HAMSAFAR LUT GAYA KARVAN,
ZINDGI KI AAB MUJE TAMANNA NAHI ,
MAUT BHITAR NA AAYE TO MEIN KYA KARU.
From India, Bangalore
AGAR MAAN JATA MANANE SE KOI,
KYUN KISIKO YAD KARTA KOI ,
AGAR BHUL JATA BHULANE SE KOI,
GAM KI BIJLI GIRI JAL GAYA ASHIYAN,
CHHUT GAYE HAMSAFAR LUT GAYA KARVAN,
ZINDGI KI AAB MUJE TAMANNA NAHI ,
MAUT BHITAR NA AAYE TO MEIN KYA KARU.
From India, Bangalore
HASANA MANA HAI. DON'T LAUGH PLS.
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho
National zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!
abhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......
From India, Bangalore
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho
National zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!
abhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......
From India, Bangalore
Just a Qwery Who is this Stupid Making I diotic Comments on Sardar's as Don't forget their Bravery & Smartess broght them Prime Minister(Manmohan Singh,INDIA) of One of the Leading Fantastic Country of the World.
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From Ireland, Dublin
These Kind Of Remarks are simply very Offensive & Unacceptable to any community.So next time u post any jokes Better Watch It Out!!
From Ireland, Dublin
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