Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..:icon6:
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
2NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..:icon6:
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Have a Good Laugh………
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the oth er side responded:
"You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're
talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you
IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone ...... :)
Regards,
Prabha
From India, Vadodara
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the oth er side responded:
"You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're
talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you
IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone ...... :)
Regards,
Prabha
From India, Vadodara
This is a story about 2 lovers... so read it slowly....
The night was dark,
The moon was high,
I stopped my car,
she asked me why,
I came close to her,
she felt shy,
I went near her,
I wanted to say something
but I thought she wont believe it
and finally I told her those 6 words
.
.
.
.
.
"PETROL FINISHED. GO HOME BY URSELF"
From India, Madras
The night was dark,
The moon was high,
I stopped my car,
she asked me why,
I came close to her,
she felt shy,
I went near her,
I wanted to say something
but I thought she wont believe it
and finally I told her those 6 words
.
.
.
.
.
"PETROL FINISHED. GO HOME BY URSELF"
From India, Madras
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