If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there. Then do vice versa……. …… !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhence your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your collegues
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users….Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
If any one have tried it and found helpful plz reply...
Vaibhav :P
From India, Aurangabad
41. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there. Then do vice versa……. …… !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhence your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your collegues
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users….Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
If any one have tried it and found helpful plz reply...
Vaibhav :P
From India, Aurangabad
Wonderful n very helpful post... for velle people like me n you...
I wud like to contribute...
Make a blog (one wid fake ID wud b better n post their the gossips)
Use fake IDs to tease your friends and to check ur boy frien...hehehe
From India, Delhi
I wud like to contribute...
Make a blog (one wid fake ID wud b better n post their the gossips)
Use fake IDs to tease your friends and to check ur boy frien...hehehe
From India, Delhi
Other Tips
1. Learn how to be sarcastic in Office
2. Learn how to be irritating during meetings
3. Learn to make different chewing sounds while eating in group in office canteen
4. Learn to sip tea / juice as loudly as possbile
5. Clean Nose Frequently with your fingers and Bite your nails in front of others
6. Tell fake stories about your achivements
7. Drink lots of water and take frequent trips to rest room / toilet
8. Shuffle all your files and their papers and spend the day rearranging them
9. Take 'Panga' / 'a veral fight' with your colleagues on any issue and spoil their day
10. MOST IMPORTANTLY SPEND DAY TO PLAN THE WEEKEND
From India, Dehra Dun
1. Learn how to be sarcastic in Office
2. Learn how to be irritating during meetings
3. Learn to make different chewing sounds while eating in group in office canteen
4. Learn to sip tea / juice as loudly as possbile
5. Clean Nose Frequently with your fingers and Bite your nails in front of others
6. Tell fake stories about your achivements
7. Drink lots of water and take frequent trips to rest room / toilet
8. Shuffle all your files and their papers and spend the day rearranging them
9. Take 'Panga' / 'a veral fight' with your colleagues on any issue and spoil their day
10. MOST IMPORTANTLY SPEND DAY TO PLAN THE WEEKEND
From India, Dehra Dun
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