Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai , in India .. to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate .......
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !
Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !
A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !
If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )
10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !
The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !
Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !
If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !
For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !
You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !
1 point for beer !
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !
You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !
A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !
You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after !
1 point for beer !
So the Score is ........... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !
If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ......... know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer !
Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6!
So Drink Beer rather than going around the girls…
Cheers!!!!
Regards,
Prashanth
From India, Hyderabad
1A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !
Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !
A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !
If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )
10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !
The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !
Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !
If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !
For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !
You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !
1 point for beer !
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !
You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !
A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !
You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after !
1 point for beer !
So the Score is ........... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !
If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ......... know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer !
Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6!
So Drink Beer rather than going around the girls…
Cheers!!!!
Regards,
Prashanth
From India, Hyderabad
Dear Gals on the site.. I hope Prashanth would like to stay with beer for his whole life... and we would be glad to know how beer takes care of him, cooks him food, etc. etc.
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Hi Mukti,
I am saying instead of going aroud with girls, we can go around with diff brands, variety's of Bears. I hope that really makes sense.
Coming to food.......now a days all these things doen't matter really Mukti.
Anyways, thnx for your reply in some or the other way.
Prashanth
From India, Hyderabad
I am saying instead of going aroud with girls, we can go around with diff brands, variety's of Bears. I hope that really makes sense.
Coming to food.......now a days all these things doen't matter really Mukti.
Anyways, thnx for your reply in some or the other way.
Prashanth
From India, Hyderabad
what a rubbish . Don’t create nuisance by comparaing a woman with a commodity. Regards Kiran Arora
From India, Srinagar
From India, Srinagar
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