Most Hilarious one liners- Chain

Hey Friends.
Let us sum up some of the most interesting and hilarious one liner we come across in our day to day life.
It could be statement sayings, tag line, wall posters, movies, corporate pick up.....anything on the earth.
I'll start with one..
"Trust is like money, you spend it, you save it, you lend it and sometimes you get robbed."
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Regards,
Sanjay
4th June 2009 From India, Delhi

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sanjaykaushik

one more my side "I’ve to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best." Now its your turn...:icon1:
4th June 2009 From India, Delhi

sanjaykaushik

good. one from my side also: People forget what u said. People forget what u did. But people never forget how you made them feel. keep coming more:icon1::icon1::icon1:
4th June 2009 From India, Delhi

Purabi10

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without ......
4th June 2009 From India, Madras

Promodini.Gowda@rle.co.in

Men will not forgive, but will forget.. Women will forgive,but not forget.. Regards Promodini
4th June 2009 From India, Bangalore

Shikha_Singh

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye."
5th June 2009 From India, Mumbai

deepika2contact@gmail.com

Ho really I never heard this:?::?::?::?: Love doesn’t make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
5th June 2009 From India, Hyderabad

sanjaykaushik

one more: "A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least."
8th June 2009 From India, Delhi

sanjaykaushik

one more: "Some cause happiness wherever they go; Others whenever they go." I use it a lot:-P:-P:-P Now the ball is in your court. Dont keep it. Just pass on!:-P:-P Regards, Sanjay
8th June 2009 From India, Delhi

Shikha_Singh

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. ~Francis Rodman :)
10th June 2009 From India, Mumbai

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