Only For Gals.........

If u TREAThim nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESSNicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET , he says u have no B RAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;
If he's Smarterthan u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Lovehim, he tries to POSSESSu;
If u Lovehim! , he will try to LEAVEu.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him yourPROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUSThim.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDSu, it is because he CARESfor u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BADgirl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELLin your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURThim, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTSu, u are too SENSITIVE

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