Bachelors are you still reading ........................ :lol:
Females no offence meant :roll:
1. ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2. BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
3. CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
4. FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
5. SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
6. MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
7. DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
8. NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
9. OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
10. FINAL THOUGHT:
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Best on Marriage & Wife!
I recently read that love is entirely a
matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic
waste.
-Bissonette
================================================== =
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
- Sacha
Guitry
================================================== =
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant
Joshi
================================================== =
By all
means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher.
--
Socrates
================================================== =
It's
true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get
MARRIED!
================================================== =
A happy
marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the
wife
takes.
================================================== =
Woman
inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
--
Dumas
================================================== =
The great
question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a
woman want?
--
Freud
================================================== =
I had some
words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
================================================== =
"Some people
ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry
Youngman
================================================== =
"There's
a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
- James Holt
McGavran
================================================== =
"I've
had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn't."
- Patrick
Murray
================================================== =
It's true
that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
================================================== =
Marriage is the
process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have
preferred.
================================================== =
Two
secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit
it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
--
Nash
================================================== =
The most
effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once..
================================================== =
My wife
only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet
space.
================================================== =
You know
what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-- Henny
Youngman
================================================== =
My wife
and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
-- Rodney
Dangerfield
================================================== =
A
good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
-- Milton
Berle
================================================== =
Marriage
is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
--
Anonymous
================================================== =
A man
inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They
all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
================================================== =
First Guy
(proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."
================================================== =
I
haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-
Rodney Dangerfield
From India, Delhi
10Females no offence meant :roll:
1. ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2. BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
3. CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
4. FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
5. SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
6. MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
7. DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
8. NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
9. OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
10. FINAL THOUGHT:
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Best on Marriage & Wife!
I recently read that love is entirely a
matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic
waste.
-Bissonette
================================================== =
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
- Sacha
Guitry
================================================== =
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant
Joshi
================================================== =
By all
means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher.
--
Socrates
================================================== =
It's
true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get
MARRIED!
================================================== =
A happy
marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the
wife
takes.
================================================== =
Woman
inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
--
Dumas
================================================== =
The great
question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a
woman want?
--
Freud
================================================== =
I had some
words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
================================================== =
"Some people
ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry
Youngman
================================================== =
"There's
a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
- James Holt
McGavran
================================================== =
"I've
had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn't."
- Patrick
Murray
================================================== =
It's true
that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
================================================== =
Marriage is the
process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have
preferred.
================================================== =
Two
secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit
it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
--
Nash
================================================== =
The most
effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once..
================================================== =
My wife
only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet
space.
================================================== =
You know
what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-- Henny
Youngman
================================================== =
My wife
and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
-- Rodney
Dangerfield
================================================== =
A
good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
-- Milton
Berle
================================================== =
Marriage
is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
--
Anonymous
================================================== =
A man
inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They
all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
================================================== =
First Guy
(proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."
================================================== =
I
haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-
Rodney Dangerfield
From India, Delhi
Yeah Raghav ,
Guess so ........... Lets see how Bachelors take it :lol:
One more interesting thing . I did one more posting by subject "Bachelors must read " & 2nd was this subjected as "Women & Marriage " Guess what . Viewership is more on this one rather than Bachelors one, seems like marriage is more groovy subject to catch the attention ........... :lol:
From India, Delhi
Guess so ........... Lets see how Bachelors take it :lol:
One more interesting thing . I did one more posting by subject "Bachelors must read " & 2nd was this subjected as "Women & Marriage " Guess what . Viewership is more on this one rather than Bachelors one, seems like marriage is more groovy subject to catch the attention ........... :lol:
From India, Delhi
So Raghav, Being a bachelor which post you saw first "marriage " ones or the "Bachelors"ones :wink:
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Hey Sriya,
Please observe one fact that this topic is posted in "Humour" section and hence not to be taken as seriously. No bachelor would feel that its bad to marry after reading this article. :wink:
Ppl, Every article posted in this section is to be treated ONLY as fun and shouldn't be targeted at any community or group.
I humbly request those who post articles also to give their continued support by NOT posting any artcile that would appeal as targeting anyone or any community EVEN for FUN...
Thanks
~Raghav
From India, Kochi
Please observe one fact that this topic is posted in "Humour" section and hence not to be taken as seriously. No bachelor would feel that its bad to marry after reading this article. :wink:
Ppl, Every article posted in this section is to be treated ONLY as fun and shouldn't be targeted at any community or group.
I humbly request those who post articles also to give their continued support by NOT posting any artcile that would appeal as targeting anyone or any community EVEN for FUN...
Thanks
~Raghav
From India, Kochi
Rightly said Raghav, :)
Shriya that was for fun thats why it was posted in "HUMOR " section & was "expected" to be taken in a Light way by "ALL" just like Shaymali took it in good spirits only for fun & not taking it offensive
& we have other posts in this section on somewhat similar subject or close to that but we "ALL" took it for fun rather than offensive & taking it against any "Community" (I assume ppl from every "community" would have enjoyed it ) 8)
Another thing we all have our own opinions on anysubject which probably is not that "faltu"................ :lol:
Regards
Prashant
From India, Delhi
Shriya that was for fun thats why it was posted in "HUMOR " section & was "expected" to be taken in a Light way by "ALL" just like Shaymali took it in good spirits only for fun & not taking it offensive
& we have other posts in this section on somewhat similar subject or close to that but we "ALL" took it for fun rather than offensive & taking it against any "Community" (I assume ppl from every "community" would have enjoyed it ) 8)
Another thing we all have our own opinions on anysubject which probably is not that "faltu"................ :lol:
Regards
Prashant
From India, Delhi
Hey few comments 4 da guys out there............
BATHROOM:
This was in the last era………….now a days men have more bathroom accessories than u can imagine. (oh…… BTW the bathroom seat………..now that stays put too when a guy is not around!!!!)
CATS:
The men who kick the cats should be reported to Animal Protection Authorities with immediate effect since this is animal cruelty!!
NATURAL:
Men think they r good looking so they go to bed thinking this and wake up the same way……..it goes well until they come across a mirror!!!!!!
Jst 4 FuN!!!
Ash :lol:
From Sri Lanka
BATHROOM:
This was in the last era………….now a days men have more bathroom accessories than u can imagine. (oh…… BTW the bathroom seat………..now that stays put too when a guy is not around!!!!)
CATS:
The men who kick the cats should be reported to Animal Protection Authorities with immediate effect since this is animal cruelty!!
NATURAL:
Men think they r good looking so they go to bed thinking this and wake up the same way……..it goes well until they come across a mirror!!!!!!
Jst 4 FuN!!!
Ash :lol:
From Sri Lanka
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