Hi Friends,
Here is something for you all, just read it out and enjoy...........
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the *German hell* and asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the *USA** hell* as well as the *Russian hell *and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the *Indian hell* and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a Software Engineer, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the Cafeteria!!!!! !
Regards
Amith R.
From India, Bangalore
16Here is something for you all, just read it out and enjoy...........
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the *German hell* and asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the *USA** hell* as well as the *Russian hell *and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the *Indian hell* and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a Software Engineer, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the Cafeteria!!!!! !
Regards
Amith R.
From India, Bangalore
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From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
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From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
We as HR Managers shud work for changing THIS opinion abt our country rather than laughing
From United States, San Mateo
From United States, San Mateo
Hey that was cooooooooll!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
THAT WAS REALLY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT MUST READ BY EVERYONE
A :evil: :evil: :evil: IN OTHER COUNTRY
AND A :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: IN INDIA
COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Gurgaon
IT MUST READ BY EVERYONE
A :evil: :evil: :evil: IN OTHER COUNTRY
AND A :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: IN INDIA
COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Gurgaon
hii thnx for posting too good post i wz nt in a good mood bt this post made my mood better regards pooja chaudhary
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Dear Friends,
It was hilarious. And it is just a good joke.
But believe me in India too the situation in tier II or III towns is really as bad.
Even in Noida, getting service from your hardware vendor is a challenge
and time consuming job.
Together let us do our best to change it all.
Regards.
Sunil Chandra
www.piiconsultants.com
From India, Gurgaon
It was hilarious. And it is just a good joke.
But believe me in India too the situation in tier II or III towns is really as bad.
Even in Noida, getting service from your hardware vendor is a challenge
and time consuming job.
Together let us do our best to change it all.
Regards.
Sunil Chandra
www.piiconsultants.com
From India, Gurgaon
Dear Amit,
Your fun for a minute is not Good, because how u can lough on yourself. you should laugh when u correct your Weakness, not before.
India is our country and instead of laughing on it we should shame over its situation and think how v can control over situation which going on worst condition.
As a good citizen this is our prime responsibility that start working to improve the condition and make it the No. 1 country, so every Indian can say I PROUD OF MY INDIA.
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
CHAK DE INDIA
YOGENDRA RAJ SINGH
From United States, Plymouth
Your fun for a minute is not Good, because how u can lough on yourself. you should laugh when u correct your Weakness, not before.
India is our country and instead of laughing on it we should shame over its situation and think how v can control over situation which going on worst condition.
As a good citizen this is our prime responsibility that start working to improve the condition and make it the No. 1 country, so every Indian can say I PROUD OF MY INDIA.
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
CHAK DE INDIA
YOGENDRA RAJ SINGH
From United States, Plymouth
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