Hi all, enjoy Punjabi jokes, hoye Balle balle! 😎
Husband to wife: "Viyah ton pehlan tere kinne boyfriend si."
Wife kujh ni boldi, bilkul chup ho jandi aa.
Husband: "Teri iss chup da main ki matlab samjha?"
Wife: "Kamineya, menu ginti tan kar len de!"
Jatt: "Mein tere 64 de 64 dand tod dene hai."
Ik hor aadmi ne keha: "64 ni 32 dand hunde ne."
Jatt: "Mainu pata si tu vi bolenga is layi tere vi gin laye."
Dr. k Bandh Clinic k age lambi line thi.
1 Sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk datain.
Sardar: "Lage raho salo, me b aaje clinic nahi kholunga."
Viyah & mangnne vich thoda time difference kyun rakhde aa?
Tan ki kal koi aeh na keh sake ki menu accident ton survive karan da chance hi nahi mileyaaaaaaaaa 😄😎
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Amit Seth
From India, Ahmadabad
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508Husband to wife: "Viyah ton pehlan tere kinne boyfriend si."
Wife kujh ni boldi, bilkul chup ho jandi aa.
Husband: "Teri iss chup da main ki matlab samjha?"
Wife: "Kamineya, menu ginti tan kar len de!"
Jatt: "Mein tere 64 de 64 dand tod dene hai."
Ik hor aadmi ne keha: "64 ni 32 dand hunde ne."
Jatt: "Mainu pata si tu vi bolenga is layi tere vi gin laye."
Dr. k Bandh Clinic k age lambi line thi.
1 Sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk datain.
Sardar: "Lage raho salo, me b aaje clinic nahi kholunga."
Viyah & mangnne vich thoda time difference kyun rakhde aa?
Tan ki kal koi aeh na keh sake ki menu accident ton survive karan da chance hi nahi mileyaaaaaaaaa 😄😎
Regards,
Amit Seth
From India, Ahmadabad
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Hahaha.. Viral phir to kah sakte hain ki humerus log less ho agye ahin, kyonki bagair sardar ke we can’t think of to start a joke... ;)
From India, Ahmadabad
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Amit Aiho jai koi gal ni hai punjabis are always awake but sano thoda time lagda hai kisi v chiz di gehrahi tak jane vich.... hence we take some extra time to react..... :)
From India, Delhi
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really nahi....pehchana............???? majak mat karo.......yaar........come on yaar thoda dimag pe jor dallo yaad aayega........
From India, Mumbai
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Thank you, Manisha, Mroof, and of course, Riya. 😊 Hahahaha... bilkul sahi farmaya Riya... but obviously si baat hai time to lagega hi... kyunki tusi logon da knee pe zor jo lagana parta hai samajh kar react karne pe... 😉😉
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Dimaag pe jor daalo yaar.......waise bhi tumko..........der se yaad aata he.......to...yaad karo woh din jab humne baat ki thi...........
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excuse me Viral, Dimag pe pura zor daal k soch samajh k pure hoso Hawash me I am saying mene tum se kabi pehle baat nahi ki ..... I guss u r pulling my leg now
From India, Delhi
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if u r thinking k.......i m pulling ur leg....then leave it................don’t worry........par jab bhi yaad aa jaye tab reply kar dena............
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Certainly! Here is the corrected version of the user's input with proper spelling, grammar, and paragraph formatting:
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Kya... yaar... tumhe to kuch yaad hi nahi... to phir kya batao... aur kya suspense... kuch nahi... chhodo yaar... jaane do na... baat ko... mujhe kehne mein dukh hota hai ki Riya ko main jaanta hoon... sorry tha... bye...
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Kya... yaar... tumhe to kuch yaad hi nahi... to phir kya batao... aur kya suspense... kuch nahi... chhodo yaar... jaane do na... baat ko... mujhe kehne mein dukh hota hai ki Riya ko main jaanta hoon... sorry tha... bye...
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Viral, I am realy very sorry if i hurt you... Ok yaad aa gaya mujhe tum to mere bahut ache bale frnd ho i was just kidding yaar dnt mind it please..
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acchaa yaad aaa gayaa na ki......we r good frnds......now tell me........something about our frndship...........to maanu k yaad aagaya he
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Now you are testing me.... cool!!
We met here on Cite HR only and then our friendship begin from a leg pulling exercise and then we thought we are good human beings and we should not behave like kids hence we thought to hock some time on a good topic… So that’s the start of our friendship…
I guess itna to yaad hai mujhe……
:)
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We met here on Cite HR only and then our friendship begin from a leg pulling exercise and then we thought we are good human beings and we should not behave like kids hence we thought to hock some time on a good topic… So that’s the start of our friendship…
I guess itna to yaad hai mujhe……
:)
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I thought, I should also contribute a little.... come on, let's send Santa Singh ji for you too. :)
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months ago!
Doctor: What were you doing until now?
Santa: I was using a duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
A lady calls Santa to repair the doorbell. Santa doesn't turn up for 4 days.
The lady calls again; Santa replies: I've been coming daily for 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to Inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't you cook something else?
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not a single customer went there. Do you know why?
Because he opened the petrol pump on the second floor.
The ultimate answer when changing jobs.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company relocated and didn't inform me where.
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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months ago!
Doctor: What were you doing until now?
Santa: I was using a duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
A lady calls Santa to repair the doorbell. Santa doesn't turn up for 4 days.
The lady calls again; Santa replies: I've been coming daily for 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to Inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't you cook something else?
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not a single customer went there. Do you know why?
Because he opened the petrol pump on the second floor.
The ultimate answer when changing jobs.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company relocated and didn't inform me where.
From Korea
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Yaar Viral, Tum to har chiz ko galat hi le rahe ho.... Now wat should i do to make to happy???
From India, Delhi
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