Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
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Maa: beti tum sari raat kahan thi?
Beti: main sari raat apne boy friend k saath thi.
Maa: to kar aayi apna mouh kala.
Beti: to kiya hua fair & lovely hai na.
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Poltry farm owner NE tamam murghion se kaha : "gar tum sab NE raat ko 2,2 anday na diye to main tum ko Dana nahi donga:"
Agli subha us NE dekha sab NE 2 anday diye hue tahe lekin ek NE 1 anda diya.
Owner: "tum NE 1 kyon diya?
Jawab mila: "janab ye bhi aap k daar se diya hai warna main to murga hoon."
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Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki Hoya?
Sardar: bapu mer gaya.
After 5 mints sardar again crying.
Friend asked: Hun ki Hoya?
Sardar said: meri behan DA baapu v mer gia
From India, Hyderabad
42Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
~~~~~~~~~
Maa: beti tum sari raat kahan thi?
Beti: main sari raat apne boy friend k saath thi.
Maa: to kar aayi apna mouh kala.
Beti: to kiya hua fair & lovely hai na.
~~~~~~~~~
Poltry farm owner NE tamam murghion se kaha : "gar tum sab NE raat ko 2,2 anday na diye to main tum ko Dana nahi donga:"
Agli subha us NE dekha sab NE 2 anday diye hue tahe lekin ek NE 1 anda diya.
Owner: "tum NE 1 kyon diya?
Jawab mila: "janab ye bhi aap k daar se diya hai warna main to murga hoon."
~~~~~~~~~
Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki Hoya?
Sardar: bapu mer gaya.
After 5 mints sardar again crying.
Friend asked: Hun ki Hoya?
Sardar said: meri behan DA baapu v mer gia
From India, Hyderabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: All r good especially Fair& Lovely Regards Usha
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Waah ... kya Jokaan hai .... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Aur .... bahut accha lag raha hai ... pehli baar USHA ko hanste dekh kar .. :P :P :P :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Cool Jokes. Pehle wala to kamaal hai. Kaash Bechara thoda apni khushi pe control kar pata. :lol: :lol: Rahul
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Nice Jokes & here are some from my side
Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
*********
From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."
******
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
********************
Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
From Pakistan, Lahore
Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
*********
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
*********
From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
****************
Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."
******
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
********************
Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
From Pakistan, Lahore
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