To all my Malayalee friends: No offence intended..... :D
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say "KEEP QUIET" "KEEP QUIET"
Where did the Malayalee study?
In the college.
Why did the Malayalee buy an air ticket?
To go to Dubai, simply to meet his uncle in the Gulf.
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?
He jumped out of the window.
What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi?
He changes his name from Madhavan to M. A. DHAWAN.
What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.
What do you call an intelligent Mallu?
Pheno-MENON.
What do you call a good looking Mallu?
Debo-NAIR.
Why did the Mallu cross the road?
Simply.
And finally, who is Bruce Lee's best friend in Malaysia?
Malaya LEE!
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million/Billion NAIR
How does a Malayalee spell the word 'MOON'?
YUM - O yet another O N.
How does a South Indian spell Malayalam?
Yamm - yay - yell - yay - y - a - yell - yay - yumm
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8Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say "KEEP QUIET" "KEEP QUIET"
Where did the Malayalee study?
In the college.
Why did the Malayalee buy an air ticket?
To go to Dubai, simply to meet his uncle in the Gulf.
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?
He jumped out of the window.
What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi?
He changes his name from Madhavan to M. A. DHAWAN.
What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.
What do you call an intelligent Mallu?
Pheno-MENON.
What do you call a good looking Mallu?
Debo-NAIR.
Why did the Mallu cross the road?
Simply.
And finally, who is Bruce Lee's best friend in Malaysia?
Malaya LEE!
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million/Billion NAIR
How does a Malayalee spell the word 'MOON'?
YUM - O yet another O N.
How does a South Indian spell Malayalam?
Yamm - yay - yell - yay - y - a - yell - yay - yumm
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Hi Swapna, Nice Question and answers. I think now its malayalli’s turn after sardars. By the way jokes are only for enjoyment not to hurt someone’s feelings. keep posting jayesh
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