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Air Deccan (Joke)
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Deccan.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off; it was due to bad weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing in your village!
Air Deccan has an excellent safety record. In fact, our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure that I announce that starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DHARU and Wada pav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline that can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed on this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible. For the best view, if, however, we get a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off, and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can't find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
From United Arab Emirates, Dubai
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19Air Deccan (Joke)
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Deccan.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off; it was due to bad weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing in your village!
Air Deccan has an excellent safety record. In fact, our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure that I announce that starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DHARU and Wada pav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline that can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed on this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible. For the best view, if, however, we get a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off, and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can't find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
From United Arab Emirates, Dubai
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he he....gr8 one...AD rocks in Air i mean....makes lot of noise nd ofcourse its true....it shiver’s in the sky!!
From India, Mumbai
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From India, Mumbai
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