Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don’t know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!
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:D:D:):cool:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Sam: "I don’t know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!
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:D:D:):cool:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Nice post Amit, one addition to this can be: A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!. Jai Hind
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
When in School we always wondered know why teachers always seemed so mad
Now we know the reason….coz they are so stressed out by our kids
Why??????? Read below the essays to know
I really sympathize with this teacher….
From India, Delhi
Now we know the reason….coz they are so stressed out by our kids
Why??????? Read below the essays to know
I really sympathize with this teacher….
From India, Delhi
Riya........aapke bachpan ka essay hai kya........hummmmmmmmmmm
bahot hi........badiya hai.........kya dimag tha...........aur he.........haha hahahahaha....
Apne teachers logo ko bhi nahi chhodte the..........
From India, Mumbai
bahot hi........badiya hai.........kya dimag tha...........aur he.........haha hahahahaha....
Apne teachers logo ko bhi nahi chhodte the..........
From India, Mumbai
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