Hi,
Don't miss this..it's really funny …
In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier…..Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, who always speaks in English.
These college students have collected & published a book by name "Jeppier's Spoken English"
Enjoy ...........with his......... .....English.
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jeppier's Spoken English"
At the college playground
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{means: girl wearing spectacles please come here).
To a boy, angrily
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
While punishing students
You, rotate the playground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...(meaning go and stand below the tree)
You three of you stand together separately….
Why are you
late - say YES or NO ......(?)
While addressing students about Dress Code (he is very strict about this…)
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt, V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus
Sir at his best ….inside the Class room
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come
in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the Principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class..)
Both of you three get out of the class…
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper wire of any metal especially of silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Some more Jeppiar experiences ....
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, "Sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit two muttons (,meaning goats).
At Sathyabama College day 2002 function…
This college strict you the worry no .... you get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow you get good job, Jeppiar the happy, tomorrow you marry ….I the enjoy…..
At St. Josephs College of Engineering freshers day 2003
No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police.
So, now the most important point …..hope you only enjoyed this English, but don't forget your English.
***********
From India, Coimbatore
19Don't miss this..it's really funny …
In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier…..Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, who always speaks in English.
These college students have collected & published a book by name "Jeppier's Spoken English"
Enjoy ...........with his......... .....English.
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jeppier's Spoken English"
At the college playground
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{means: girl wearing spectacles please come here).
To a boy, angrily
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
While punishing students
You, rotate the playground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...(meaning go and stand below the tree)
You three of you stand together separately….
Why are you
late - say YES or NO ......(?)
While addressing students about Dress Code (he is very strict about this…)
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt, V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus
Sir at his best ….inside the Class room
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come
in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the Principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class..)
Both of you three get out of the class…
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper wire of any metal especially of silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Some more Jeppiar experiences ....
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, "Sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit two muttons (,meaning goats).
At Sathyabama College day 2002 function…
This college strict you the worry no .... you get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow you get good job, Jeppiar the happy, tomorrow you marry ….I the enjoy…..
At St. Josephs College of Engineering freshers day 2003
No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police.
So, now the most important point …..hope you only enjoyed this English, but don't forget your English.
***********
From India, Coimbatore
ho...ha....ha.........hooo.........he.....he.....ha....:icon1: its awesome............good job Regards Sapna
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