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Hi Eafil.hr,
Pretty cool ones..especially the Gold Medallist one.. :D
You bet i would keep a 'safe' distance from women drivers..
Here's a few i read recently..
Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'
******
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard." He says. "She got in the back seat by mistake."
****
With due regards to women drivers ..please...take the above jokes in right spirit.. :D
Cheers,
Rajat
From India, Pune
Pretty cool ones..especially the Gold Medallist one.. :D
You bet i would keep a 'safe' distance from women drivers..
Here's a few i read recently..
Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'
******
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard." He says. "She got in the back seat by mistake."
****
With due regards to women drivers ..please...take the above jokes in right spirit.. :D
Cheers,
Rajat
From India, Pune
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