Hi All..
Enjoy some funny Jokes.. 8) 8) 8)
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.
:roll: :roll: :roll: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. The Dealer gives him 11 cr after deducting taxes.
Angry Santa: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
:lol: :lol: 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
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Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
:roll: :roll: :roll: 8) 8) 8)
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Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
:lol: :lol: 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: 8)
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Enjoy some funny Jokes.. 8) 8) 8)
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.
:roll: :roll: :roll: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:
*****************
Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. The Dealer gives him 11 cr after deducting taxes.
Angry Santa: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
*****************
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
:lol: :lol: 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
*****************
Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
:roll: :roll: :roll: 8) 8) 8)
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Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
:lol: :lol: 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: 8)
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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