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Teacher: "Johnny, give me a sentence starting with 'I'"
Little Johnny: "I is..."
Teacher: "No, Little Johnny. Always say 'I am.'"
Little Johnny: "All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." :P
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" :wink:
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Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.
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Little Johnny refused to eat.
So his mother, in desperation, took him to the psychiatrist, who tried many methods, to no avail. The psychiatrist asked, "What would you like to eat?"
"Worms" Little Johnny said. :roll:
The psychiatrist was gleeful as he sent his nurse for cupful. Placing them on a plate, he said, "Here they are."
"I want them fried" was the response. :P
The nurse took them and had them fried. When presented with them, Little Johnny replied that he only desired one.
The psychiatrist took one and in a strong voice said, "Here is only one. Now eat it." :roll:
"I only want half and you eat the other" was the reply. :P
The psychiatrist swallowed one half and gave the other to Little Johnny. Just then Little Johnny began to cry.
The doctor asked what was wrong.
Little Johnny said, "You ate my half!" :wink: :P
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Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Little Johnny: "I is..."
Teacher: "No, Little Johnny. Always say 'I am.'"
Little Johnny: "All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." :P
************************************************** *******
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" :wink:
************************************************** ***********
Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.
************************************************** **********
Little Johnny refused to eat.
So his mother, in desperation, took him to the psychiatrist, who tried many methods, to no avail. The psychiatrist asked, "What would you like to eat?"
"Worms" Little Johnny said. :roll:
The psychiatrist was gleeful as he sent his nurse for cupful. Placing them on a plate, he said, "Here they are."
"I want them fried" was the response. :P
The nurse took them and had them fried. When presented with them, Little Johnny replied that he only desired one.
The psychiatrist took one and in a strong voice said, "Here is only one. Now eat it." :roll:
"I only want half and you eat the other" was the reply. :P
The psychiatrist swallowed one half and gave the other to Little Johnny. Just then Little Johnny began to cry.
The doctor asked what was wrong.
Little Johnny said, "You ate my half!" :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
SIndhu that was damn funny :lol: :lol: :lol: kids are so sweet......nobody can beat them..i mean literally..otherwise.. :twisted: you will end up like that psychiatrist..
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
John .... JOHNNY..... Janardhan ... Jokes maare Dhanadhan .... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
sahi pakra na....catch catch caught caught :lol: :lol: :twisted: :lol: itna shaitan to tum hi ho sakte ho.....hahahaaaa :D :lol: :D :lol: :D jst kidding.....
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
hey Sohini...."Roshogolla Machaye Hall-Gullaa".... :wink: pakardke rakna chodneka nahin...... :wink: :P
... :shock: :P
All of a sudden why you are so meharbaan and calling me Shaitaan
Agar Asli Shaitaan :wink: sunlenge tho padjayegi mushkil mein Jaan
Tho Sunley mera Farmaan....ab bhi time hain mera kehna maan :P
:P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
... :shock: :P
All of a sudden why you are so meharbaan and calling me Shaitaan
Agar Asli Shaitaan :wink: sunlenge tho padjayegi mushkil mein Jaan
Tho Sunley mera Farmaan....ab bhi time hain mera kehna maan :P
:P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sahi hai bidu... sahi ja rahela hai.. rosgulla chorne ka nahi Sohini.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Lo...naam liya nahin ek tho haazir hi hogaya hain :P ....ab doosra bhi aata hi hoga.... :wink: ....Sohini.....jaisi karni waisi barni... :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good going dear Sindhu.. :oops: :oops: :oops:
So you think me as a shaitan.. good hai good hai.. waise humne abhi Shaitani ki kahan hai.. hamari shaitani dekh ke to achche achchon ko pashina aa jayega... so beware dear Sindhu... :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Good going dear Sindhu.. :oops: :oops: :oops:
So you think me as a shaitan.. good hai good hai.. waise humne abhi Shaitani ki kahan hai.. hamari shaitani dekh ke to achche achchon ko pashina aa jayega... so beware dear Sindhu... :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
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